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please watch my favorite game changer clip ever
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"Doctor Who is all political now!"
Me, remembering the episode adressing immigration and terrorism in 2015: Ah huh...
"It wasn't so woke before!"
Me, remembering the pansexual companion who was flirting with and kissing men on screen in 2005: I see...
"They turned it into left-wing propaganda!"
Me, remembering the classic serial criticizing capitalism and how it traps people in debt from 1977: If you say so...
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DOCTOR WHO "The End of Time: Part Two" (2010) | "Wild Blue Yonder" (2023)
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Alright which one of you mfers posted this on Facebook? I had to dig for my password and get back on here after getting away 3 years ago to delete all my personal info... im watching you guys
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this is literally THE SINGULAR funniest fucking comment about kink i have EVER on this website
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china, 2500 years ago:
guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water
guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..
leaves.
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I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like “Imma check this out”. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ain’t too bad.
Meanwhile Hades is in the background “????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN’T DEAD???” 
And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said “I like it here. I’m staying.”
And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that’s another story there. 
And basically Persephone wasn’t a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldn’t be at least a little scared of someone who’s name means something along the lines of “the destroyer”
Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level
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anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
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you ever think about how small the switch is
like the majority of the system’s mass is the 720p screen on it 
like, behind the screen, this is the Nintendo Switch
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that’s it. thats all thats in there more or less 
that shit, less than a centimeter thick, is more powerful than an xbox 360. the massive hunk of loud shit that dominated all our living rooms for nearly a decade. 
this thing runs Doom. 
technology is cool. 
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so ur telling me that former death eaters can become ministry workers head masters and teachers who are constantly around children but a werewolf cant keep a job??? lol okay 
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sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch
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ok tier: villain listening to classical music as they fuck shit up
good tier: villain listening to 80s music as they fuck shit up
god tier: villain listening to “toxic” by britney spears as they fuck shit up
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every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit
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