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NescaMonster

Call me Ness! She/her pronouns. Tumblr for my A03 stories! shoot me a Dm or send in an ask! Submits are open and I love to do prompts. Header by gp-mogar and Avatar done by artyorangekay!

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nescamonster·5 days agoText

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At times like these I am grateful to be in NZ

Yeah seriously 1 month ago i was complaining so much about living here and now I am so thankful to be in a country with someone like Jacinda at the head of it

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nescamonster·10 days agoAnswer
Idk of you're taking request but I'd love to see something with Ryan as the vagabond in his skull mask and jack in his trial avatar with his helmet on. Maybe just side by side or walking or jack drove a motor cycle with Ryan shooting on the back (or they're both on motorcycles) or they're comforting a crewmate they rescued. Idk I just like the duality of having their faces covered, thank you for reading!
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I’m never drawing another motorcycle ever again, what a pain. But I’m happy with the results (even if I left out half details).

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nescamonster·13 days agoText

lucas-of-twigglebottomschmite:

Fanfic writer: And publish! Finally got this story out now I can sleep. Hmm, maybe I should wait for a review.

Fanfic writer: *refreshes 2000 times.“

*20 minutes later*

Reviews: *1+ review*- Good story

Fanfic Writer: DEAR WHAT’S YOUR FACE YOU ARE THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER BE BORN. I PERSONALLY THANK YOUR MOTHER FOR GIVING BIRTH FOR YOU. YOU ARE THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES ME LIFE.

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nescamonster·13 days agoPhoto

berniesrevolution:

A general strike? On April 20th, 2020? To make an aid plan that would be permanent? To make healthcare a right?

That’d be crazy to have happen on April 20th. Absolutely crazy for a general strike on April 20th. Nothing is going to happen on April 20th, 2020 in the form of a general strike. Nope, not on April 20th, 2020. 

This can’t happen. Nope. Nothing. Will. Happen. On. April 20th 2020.

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nescamonster·21 days agoAnswer
Hi Nessthis is xanzs hope ur doing ok and having a wodnerfull day ^^ (also using friends computer so not logging in my profile )

Thanks, I’m surviving! I’m glad your doing ok too right? But yeah happy to hear from you, I’m just devoting all energy to puttin one foot in front of the other

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nescamonster·21 days agoText

anar-tea:

sectual-tention:

sm0k3-ring:

blackpoeticinjustice:

verdant-witch:

s1n-pie:

mizzhabibi:

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

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nescamonster·22 days agoText

dragongrowlings:

Able-bodied people and not-chronically-ill people are encouraged to reblog this, whether or not you’re panicking over coronavirus.

dragongrowlings:

The panic over COVID-19 causing people to hoard shit unnecessarily means I can’t find medical supplies (like disinfecting alcohol wipes) without paying an obnoxiously exorbitant amount.

Generally healthy, able-bodied people don’t need masks, exam gloves, or alcohol swabs to protect themselves against COVID-19. But chronically ill people and their caretakers do need those supplies to live their everyday lives.

Calm the fuck down and wash your fucking hands, ableds.

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nescamonster·a month agoPhoto

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mellenabrave:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

getinmelanin011:

tua-as-vines:

welcometotheravenclawcommonroom:

redspecialstardust:

thatpettyblackgirl:

blackqueerblog:

IT IS VERY REAL!! ALWAYS BE AWARE.

Don’t take them off when you immediately see it. Wait until you get to a different destination bc they’re trying to distract you by getting it off then abducting you. Same thing goes if you find something on your windshield, it’s a distraction so they have time to get you.    

WTF? Is this real?

Boost

Holy crap signal boost now!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Idc I’m reblogging his on all of my blogs

Be careful out there !!!

Please please please PLEASE be careful!

Signal boosting this because omfg O.O

If you find it on your mail box, go on the phone with somebody and move to the nearest public place with a lot of witnesses. Stay there for a while and make sure you aren’t being followed. Arrange that you either can sleep somewhere else or that somebody you trust comes to your place. They are searching for easy targets, make yourself a hard target.

Otherwhise:

Stay aware, keep things you can use to defend yourself on your person (Keys between your fingers, peper spray, taser, etc)

Keep in mind what areas to aim for in a struggel

Always use your palm, elbow or tug your tumb in while striking to prevent injuring yourself.

Be carefull and try to go places in larger groups, preferably with several male friends.

Keep in contact with people and let them know about your where abouts so that not hearing from you in a while raises suspicion.

They like to aim for college students both because of the age group and because it’s more likely that you missing will be noticed late.

If you go out a lot or are searching for a new partner, stay aware. Don’t give your number out to strangers, go clubbing with bigger groups of friends and arrange that some of you stay sober that night, do not leave if you aren’t all together, watch your drinks, you can not trust a cute person you met at a club who brought you a drink, yes that also goes for other women. Do not leave with strangers, potential one night stands are not worth the risk. Do research on the clubs security beforehand, maybe go to the more expensive one with the better reputation, sure you might not be able to go as often but you will be going more save.

Same goes for bars.

All things considered you really want a new relationship try dating within your actual social circle. People your friends have known for a while or maybe long time friends themself. People who are registered at your university and you know have been leaving a social foot print are also more likely to trust. Always aim to go out with people you know others recognize and tell people when you plan to go on a date.

You do not play around when there is human traficing going on in your town guys. Stay save guys.

Reblogging this again for all this additional self defence/safety advice here for if you live somewhere where stuff like this is going on…

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nescamonster·a month agoText

fangirlqueen-16:

Jerome may be one of my favorite humans on earth

annoyedlord:

After months, he is, and he just told me “Haha, this is funny. I’m happy it’s helping people!”

I think he doesn’t realize that he’s known *worldwide*

loredan98:

Always reblog Jerome.

Is he now aware of his fame?

annoyedlord:

It’s really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg

whatinrandamnation:

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL

annoyedlord:

He’s doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one

welpsher:

On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing

annoyedlord:

Therapist: Weed doesn’t do much on me and I must admit I’m kinda disappointed.

Me:

Therapist: Do you smoke?

Me: Jerome.

annoyedlord:

Therapist; What’s up with you and wanting domestic rats.

Me: I’m gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.

Therapist:

Therapist: How dare you.

annoyedlord:

Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.

annoyedlord:

Me, at 2pm: I’m sorry I’m going to be late!

Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.

Me:

Me: What.

annoyedlord:

For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friend’s who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didn’t know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:

Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?

Me: Yes. Town’s short I guess.

Therapist: Were you really going to your friend…?

Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?

Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.

annoyedlord:

Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!

Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didn’t see you.

Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?

Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.

annoyedlord:

Therapist: You need vacations.

Me: I’m broke.

Therapist: Oh yeah.

Therapist: You still need vacations tho.

Me: Jerome, I am still broke.

annoyedlord:

Me, heavily dissociating: I don’t exist-

Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?

Me: Dinner first.

Therapist:

Therapist: Damien, you moron.

annoyedlord:

Therapist: Why don’t you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?

Me: Like what? ‘Hey Joël wassup, I’ve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.’ ?

Therapist: Exactly.

Me: You’re as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, y’know.

annoyedlord:

Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you don’t offer them things all the time. You don’t have to do that.

Me: What??

annoyedlord:

Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but I’m full of anger against him.

Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed. You know, you should turn that anger into indifference. It would help you.

Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.

annoyedlord:

As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as “Therapist dad”.

He’s aware of it and think it’s hilarious.

annoyedlord:

As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someone’s else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.

The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.

This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.

annoyedlord:

Me: I always wondered, are you queer?

Therapist: I am not.

Me: Ooh.

Therapist: Or am I?

Me: Ooh!

annoyedlord:

Therapist: Are you sure you’re not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?

Me: No, I want it!!

Therapist: Finally, you’re not forcing yourself for the others! And you’re doing something you want! I’m proud of you!

Me: You’re more of a dad than my own father.

Therapist: That’s not very hard.

annoyedlord:

Therapist: You went to the gaypride?

Me: Yeah, I went.

Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?

Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.

Therapist: Did you see some bears?

Me:

Me: Jerome wh-

Therapist: That’s the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it. 

annoyedlord:

Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.

Me: What-

Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS* 

Me: 

Me: Jerome.

annoyedlord:

Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: I’m sorry, it’s all my fault, I’m so so so sorr-

Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.

annoyedlord:

Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*

Therapist: Oh that’s nice!!… Oh my name is on it!!

Me: Yeah!!

Therapist: It’s wholesome but… *very confused and silently*… How do I drink it?

annoyedlord:

Me: I guess he’s still my friend?

Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, he’s not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.

Me:

Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.

Therapist: Because that’s my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because you’re way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.

Me: I don’t need that kind of call out, Jerome.

annoyedlord:

Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any ‘sane’ person) is normal, right?

Therapist: No.

Me: Wow.

Therapist: You’re just a fucked up bitch.

Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.

Therapist: That’s a start!

annoyedlord:

Me: I think I don’t exist.

Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didn’t, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.

Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when I’m dissociating.

annoyedlord:

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

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nescamonster·2 months agoPhoto

jdillustratesnonsense:

My Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/turniptowers

I’m probably gonna be more active on Facebook in the coming weeks (when I have the time to draw) - search Turnip Towers to find me. NSFW is censored but still, please only go to that page if you’re 18+. I’m at least obligated to ask.

Reblog if you can, please <3

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nescamonster·2 months agoText

banchagu:

ALSO. TO ANYONE WHOS EVER SENT ME AN ASK

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