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i'm sorry but if an ancient dragon wanted to be my mate then i would simply ignore the imbalanced power dynamic and problematic age gap because it would be really hot

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i feel so seen!!

(twitter thread)

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Oh hey it me

What is emotional attraction? Read to find out more!

This is part 4 of a multiple parts series where we’ll be exploring a multitude of different types of attractions! I hope you’ll enjoy ☺️

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#feel free to follow me #no matter what

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smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

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@asksprings "My thoughts are tangible but they're full of Springs"

Took the name, ran with it, designed around it and myself. Refers to the spring-heel boots, the coil of the expandable midsection, the wire working, the coil-curled hair/wig, and the springs on the saxophone rods. Plus a bouncy personality.

Hey, I’m curious about something!

Steam Powered Giraffe people out there, how did your fanbot get their name?

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it's good for your mental health to have mutuals who are wildly horny about kinks which do nothing at all for you

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going for a world record

if you see this post boop the everloving fuck out of me and also RB it

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Honestly, I’m really only interested in soulmate AUs with alternative plots.

I don’t really care about person A and person B who have each other’s names on their wrists and find each other and live happily ever after. I care about a culture where people don’t bother forming romantic relationships with anyone other than their soulmate, where they finally find their soulmate and realize they don’t know how to handle the ups and downs of a relationship.

I care about people who fall in love with someone who isn’t their soulmate and aren’t willing to leave.

I care about queer people who are outed by the names on their arms, about trans people who spend their whole lives worrying that their birth name will be on their soulmate’s arm, then sobbing in relief when it’s not.

I care about people in poly relationships and how that looks.

I care about asexual aromantic people who have a name anyway and wonder if they’re broken or if it’s the platonic soulmate they’ve always wanted.

I care about people who Google their soulmate and are disappointed by what they find. I care about the private detective agencies that rake in cash to help people find their soulmates. I care about the ways non-soulmate couples are discriminated against, from disapproving grandmas to insurance companies that won’t insure someone’s spouse unless they’re their soulmate. I care about teenagers who are devastated that their celebrity crush isn’t their soulmate and what happens when the media discovers a young, unknown person whose soulmate is hugely famous.

I care about the people who never meet their soulmates, whose soulmates died young, whose soulmates have another name on their arms.

I care about the ways that this is a broken system, how it fucks people up, how it doesn’t guarantee a happy ending and how people find their happy endings anyway.

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Can vouch for this artist! Please commission him, his dragons are so good

GIVE ME YOUR WORLD OF WARCRAFT DRAGON OCS

Opening up limited commissions for WoW Dragon/Dracthyr OCs ONLY. Got a weird one? Twilight drake, netherdrake, storm drake? Perfect. I WANT TO DRAW THEM. Types: $50 for a polished up headshot. $100 for a full body cleaned up sketch. How to request commissions: Please email me at [email protected] with the following information: 1) Please provide name/species/pronouns 2) Include at least 4 visual references of your OC. These can be screenshots, drawings, or inspiration pictures that are in line with how you imagine your OC looks 3) Provide a general theme/aesthetic 4) Write a short, concise description as to the general mood/physical appearance of your OC and any other information you feel is required to accurately portray them. RULES: 0) WORLD OF WARCRAFT DRAGON OCS ONLY. 1) No NSFW references or images at this time 2) These are for private use only 3) I will send you a sketch to approve -once-. Make sure you include everything you want to be tweaked first go around. I will not be making excessive alterations OR complex poses. The second draft you will be sent is when flat colors are laid down. Normally I like to be more hands on, but these are meant to be quick for me. 4) All payment due upfront via paypal If you have any further questions, feel free to DM me here or ask via my email. THANKS BYE!

#dragons #world of warcraft #not my art

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Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

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Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details

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Ask the partner to open it. Or, failing that, run it under hot water for a while and then twist it off with a towel for extra grip.

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