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#H O T T O G O ! YOU! CAN! TAKE! ME! HOT! TO GO!

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I try to do the hurdles in my new Nike women’s jumpsuit and my labia immediately jump ship and start inching across the track like worms on wet pavement

I just saw the track and field Olympics uniforms I keep hearing about and holy FUCK

Apparently there's a "shorts" option as well but wtf was Nike & the team officials ever thinking with this design???????

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No but it's funny when a new doctor is like "so... on the scan of your back we found something" "the bone?" "yeah it's the bone"

#same shit happens with my partner whos missing half of his sinuses but DOES have an extra kidney to make up for it

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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

#THE ANCIENT TEXTS!!!!!!

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The top of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs isn’t actually self actualization it’s going into a tiny ass family owned restaurant and saying you want “the usual” n they know exactly what you mean

#not gonna dox my hometown #but a caprese panini with a blended chai latte that I get to eat while petting the owner’s rescue westie would fix me

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“Anomaly” would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

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which toe is the star of the foot? if you think it's the big toe, you're a showboating creep. if you think it's the pinky you're a grovelling pest. and if you think it's any of the three middle ones you're a paper-thin contrarian. no substance, no intellect. you're disgusting

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#toes #just to warn you guys

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hey. personality quiz right here right now. What did you do at recess. :)

#in elementary school we had a sort of fight club where a ring of students would stand around so the recess aids couldn’t see what was #happening. and then two people (usually me and some boy) would get in the middle and fight. the longest it ever took me to get the other #kid to the ground was like 10 seconds 👍 #in my later years I would just do the entire jungle gym circuit without touching the ground as many times as I could before the bell rang #I was normal

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#mackintosh!!!!!! #a really interesting poll would be ‘what is your least favorite apple’ bc I have strong opinions (it’s Braeburn)

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"The Yurok will be the first Tribal nation to co-manage land with the National Park Service under a historic memorandum of understanding signed on Tuesday [March 19, 2024] by the tribe, Redwood national and state parks, and the non-profit Save the Redwoods League, according to news reports.

The Yurok tribe has seen a wave of successes in recent years, successfully campaigning for the removal of a series of dams on the Klamath River, where salmon once ran up to their territory, and with the signing of a new memorandum of understanding, the Yurok are set to reclaim more of what was theirs.

Save the Redwoods League bought a property containing these remarkable trees in 2013, and began working with the tribe to restore it, planting 50,000 native plants in the process. The location was within lands the Yurok once owned but were taken during the Gold Rush period.

Centuries passed, and by the time it was purchased it had been used as a lumber operation for 50 years, and the nearby Prairie Creek where the Yurok once harvested salmon had been buried.

Currently located on the fringe of Redwoods National and State Parks which receive over 1 million visitors every year and is a UNESCO Natural Heritage Site, the property has been renamed ‘O Rew, a Yurok word for the area.

“Today we acknowledge and celebrate the opportunity to return Indigenous guardianship to ‘O Rew and reimagine how millions of visitors from around the world experience the redwoods,” said Sam Hodder, president and CEO of Save the Redwoods League.

Having restored Prarie Creek and filled it with chinook and coho salmon, red-legged frogs, northwestern salamanders, waterfowl, and other species, the tribe has said they will build a traditional village site to showcase their culture, including redwood-plank huts, a sweat house, and a museum to contain many of the tribal artifacts they’ve recovered from museum collections.

Believing the giant trees sacred, they only use fallen trees to build their lodges.

“As the original stewards of this land, we look forward to working together with the Redwood national and state parks to manage it,” said Rosie Clayburn, the tribe’s cultural resources director.

It will add an additional mile of trails to the park system, and connect them with popular redwood groves as well as new interactive exhibits.

“This is a first-of-its-kind arrangement, where Tribal land is co-stewarded with a national park as its gateway to millions of visitors. This action will deepen the relationship between Tribes and the National Park Service,” said Redwoods National Park Superintendent Steve Mietz, adding that it would “heal the land while healing the relationships among all the people who inhabit this magnificent forest.”"

-via Good News Network, March 25, 2024

#YOO finally!!! #im so excited to see how this works #hopefully it will be the stepping stone to more indigenous land stewardship

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Living my normal life

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hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

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Len's Completed Webcomic Reccomendations

This is a list of all the webcomics I've enjoyed that were fully completed and are still graciously availble to read for free. I've also linked the tumblrs of any artists who are on here; so many of them have moved onto other incredible projects very worth checking out.

Hosted independently:

O Human Star by @bluedelliquanti

Check, Please! by @ngoziu

Bus Children by @mareliini

Long Exposure by @marsoid

The Less Than Epic Adventures of TJ and Amal (explicit!) by E.K. Weaver

War in the Shade by @toastyglow

BACK by kc green & anthony clark

Girls With Slingshots by Danielle Corsetto

Narbonic by Shaenon Garrity & Jeffrey Wells

Skin Horse by Shaenon Garrity & Jeffrey Wells

Rice Boy (& Vattu & Order of Tales; all are on the same site) by @evandahm

Digger by @tkingfisher

Chirault by @varethane

Dead City by @topazcomics

2 Slices by @firehouselight

Mare Internum by Der-shing Helmer

lady of the shard by @pallisia

On A Sunbeam by @tilliewalden

Broken Telephone by Ryan Estrada & many artists (see site!)

fresh meat by gray Folie

Drop-Out by gray Folie

All Night Laundry by @monsterfoundry

Guilded Age by T Campbell, Flo Kahn, John & Jason Waltrip

Bite Me! by Dylan Meconis

Dragon Husbands (explicit!) by Puck

Hosted on Webtoon:

Lavender Jack by Dan Schkade

Power Ballad by @mollybrooks

ShootAround by Suspu

Heir's Game by Suspu

Gourmet Hound by Leehama

Hosted on Tapas:

Full-Spectrum Therapy by @alkcomics

BSandL by Eelis Nilukka

Rock and Riot by Chelsey Furedi

Finding Home by @haridraws

Charity Case by @malacandrax

The Sea in You by Jessi Sheron

DPS Only! by Xiao Tong (Velinxi)

#Lenny I trust you so much with these

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This post is about my cousin’s 9-year-old mini dachshund btw. Her name is Maisy.

She’s got a stare like two wet olives sitting on a plate

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She’s got a stare like two wet olives sitting on a plate

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What if I made an Official Soil Science Post account. Does anybody think this is a good idea