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My boy, when someone tries to ship him with anyone but Sakura -

"I already have a wife and daughter of my own"

bye. 🙂

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HARUNO SAKURA

The Haters may hate her, as much as they want..

..but, it really doesn't matter, cuz even their own favs, love her.

Naruto Uzumaki

“Check it out! Superhuman lady ninja teacher, Haruno Sakura!” (Sakura Hiden)

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Sasuke Uchiha

“So she has become a ninja people can count on? Then I can't stop either.“ (Sasuke Shinden)

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Kakashi Hatake

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Tsunade Senju

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Sarada Uchiha

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Hashirama Senju

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Ino Yamanaka

“I wonder if it wasn't also because her beloved hero Sakura was right there in front of her. You don't know? You're super popular with the younger ranks. You're a medical ninja, but a strong fighter. And on top of that, you're great at your job and beautiful. All that, you're bound to be popular.”

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Shizune

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Shikamaru Nara

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Rock Lee

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Lady Chiyo

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Sasori

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Gaara

“Medical-nin were precious assets in the front lines for saving lines, but they couldn‟t really be compared to a shinobi of Gaara‟s class, because there would be an incredible difference in the skill of their taijutsu. Haruno Sakura of Konohagakure was the rare exception for that rule. “

“But then, take Konoha's Haruno Sakura for example. She didn't come from an unusual bloodline, but her strength made her an outstoundingly great shinobi. “

(Source: Gaara Hiden)

Jiraiya

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Sai Yamanaka

“We strung up one of Kido's subordinates. Although seeing how things have turned out, I guess you were okay by yourself.” Sai grinned wryly.

Source: Sakura Hiden

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Boruto Uzumaki

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White Zetsu

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Hinata Hyuga

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Karin Uzumaki

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Morio - Iwagakure Nin

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Wasabi Izuno

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Gigi

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Kido - ANBU HIRE-UP/OFFICER

“Just like a medical ninja to figure it out. Sharp Insight”

“A woman of superhuman strength, just as word had it,” Kido said

“That is an almost terrifying destructive power. To be able to injure my body when it's enhanced by the Tailed Beast drug”

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.Konohamaru

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Shino

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Suigetsu

“But, aren't everyone connected to Sasuke like super strong?” (about Team 7, Sasuke Shinden: Book of Sunrise)

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Masashi Kishimoto

"My wife is a strong Woman. So, I guess, I can say that she is more similar to Sakura."

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Weird Turtle: "Don't be suspicious around people you have deep connection with."

The Ultra-Mega Legendary Uchiha Sasuke: *trying* to be non-suspicious in front of his wife -

"You,son of an idiot!You wanna ruin my future!?"

"momentary lapse of coolness. but I am fine"

"I look cool in a hat. I look cool in a hat. I look cool- shit bye."

(My Kokoro <3)

"Wifu, is that you? Oh shit, it's you."

"Yup. Cuz running like this is totally not suspicious."

"...did I just?"

"weirdo"

"creep"

"waste of time"

"I wan't nothing to do with you anymore"

Aww.. My Poor Boy. 😂

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Sasuke Uchiha, with Orochimaru:

"I was born cool"

Sasuke Uchiha, with Taka:

"Still cool as fuck"

Sasuke Uchiha, with Akatsuki:

"You thought I was done with my coolness?"

Le Sasuke Uchiha, with Team 7:

"...nevermind"

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The way she had always underestimated her worth in his life-

Source: Sakura Hiden

Only if she could see through his eyes...

"The one who filled his lonely existence with the emotion called love was Sakura."

Source: Databook 2, Sasuke's profile.

Source: Sakura Hiden

"Haruno Sakura, has always dedicated her love for me, trying to be spring sunshine to his freezing heart."

Source: Akatsuki Hiden

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Do you think Sasuke really loved Sakura?

It's really hard for me to believe that to be honest.

So... I really don't understand why people go on and on with asks like -

"Do you think Sasuke really loves Sakura?"

"When do you think Sasuke fell in love with Sakura(if he ever did that is - which I don't think he really did)?"

"Do you think Sasuke had feelings for Sakura during the 700+10 chapters of Manga? "

"Why did Sasuke marry Sakura when he never really loved her?"

- When the man who had OFFICIALLY played as Sasuke's Voice Actor for FIFTEEN FUCKING YEARS (and still continuing to do so), in the OFFICIAL ANIME, had already answered this question, like YEARS AGO?

Source:

Davinci Magazine Interview

You don't have to believe us fans.

But tell me, do you find it "hard to believe", Sasuke's official Voice Actor, and Masashi Kishimoto too?

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Okay, but Uchiha Sasuke as an Antagonist-

-was HOT on a completely different level.

Ofcourse, not saying that I want that version of him back :P

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Can you debunk this hater

Hey! I am really Sorry for the (really really) late answer. I really haven't checked my ask box in months. T - T

So, what's with this - "Listen Up Sakura fans!" - are we here for a gang fight or what ? 😂

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So, Who cares about WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED (which medic could have been where, if they could have been in this world instead of that, or if he was here, instead of there, and all those bullshits, we are not playing "what-ifs". What we care about is WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED in the series.

Because, If we go by his "what could have happened" logic, even I can say mega bullshits like - the Nine Tails could have been sealed inside Pakun, instead of Naruto, and the series could have been named as -

- because Naruto wasn't the only living being in the shinobi-world to seal Kyubi in, just like, Sakura wasn't the only medical ninja in Shinobi World, right?

And, People say that everyone would have died without Sakura, because she was a part of chain reaction in saving the world(just like Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Obito, etc.). No one is simping her, this is just a simple logic.

And the reanimated people, and Sage of Six paths are already dead, so why is he even saying that "they won't die", is beyond me.

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"And we mainly hate Sakura because of her attitude like she was so rude t naruto in part 1 even if *naruto didn't irritate her at that time*. Others saved Sakura more than the times she saved them smh."

Having flaws and correcting them as you grow up, that's how real life works. If this person only wants "perfect flawless main characters", then he is really missing out on great characters, from great books, by great authors.

And, Sakura did save Naruto and Sasuke multiple times, like they saved her multiple times too - cuz this is what friends do. How is that a reason to hate her?

As for 3,3, and 4,

Yes, Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi, did all that, and EVEN MORE, and I love them a lot too.

But, Is he seriously comparing -

Uzumaki Naruto - the main protagonist of the show - on which the show is named after, from the prominent uzumaki clan, the reincarnation of a god, jinchuriki of the nine tailed beast, the child of prophecy -

- and -

Uchiha Sasuke - last and the strongest member of Uchiha clan, reincarnation of another god, holder of Sharingan, Mangekyou Sharingan, Eternal Mangekyou Sharinagan, and Rinnegan -

- with -

Haruno Sakura - who came from no prominent clan - has no prominent blood running through her veins - whose parents were nothing but mere genins, and work as mere civilians - who didn't have any Kyubi sealed inside her - who wasn't reincarnation of any god - who wasn't handed over any Sharingan by her friend - who was gifted with nothing but her chakra control and her brain - who had worked her ass off though years, to reach where she is

- just to downplay her?

She is still one of the strongest Shinobis of the series, and as of now, the strongest Kunoichi of the series(source: Naruto databook), who is recognised and acknowledged throughout the Shinobi World, by great Shinobis (Ex- hokages, present-hokage, Akatsuki member, Kazekage, and even the ones who's skills this person has listed).

Just because Sakura's combat skills(not her medical skills) were lower than TWO REINCARNATIONS OF GODS, doesn't mean that she was any lesser of a Shinobi.

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"Sakura did basically nothing in part 1."

Yup, So, It was Pakun who gave Naruto and Sasuke, a sense of having a family, Right?

It was Pakun who stayed awake all night, and fought the sound nins to bones, to protect Naruto and Sasuke in the forest of death, Right?

It was Pakun, who saved Sasuke from his darkness in the forest of death, Right?

It was Pakun, who stood infront of a tailed beast, armed with nothing but a Kunai to save Sasuke, Right?

People need to understand that physical strength or powers, or who had more no. of fights in the series, do not define the importance of a character in a story, but the way the character develops, and the way he/she influences those around her, that defines that character's importance.

Ever wondered why Sakura became one of the most important person in the lives of Naruto and Sasuke, if she did nothing but "Tortured Naruto", "Annoyed Sasuke", or "cried a lot", in the part-1?

"Helped defeat Sasori, only because Chiyo's help."

Umm...

The same way Naruto needed Jiraiya's help to know about Pein's real body, which was the only way to defeat him?

The same way Sasuke needed the powers from the absorbed Orochimaru within him, to go against Itachi?

The same way Sasuke needed Manda's help to protect himself from Deidara's C4 blast?

The same way the the 5 kages needed eachother's help to go against Madara?

The same way Sasuke and Naruto needed eachother's help to fight against Madara, Obito, and Otsutsuki members?

The same way Sasuke and Naruto needed Kakashi, and Sakura's help to defeat Kaguya?

So, What's fucking wrong with taking help?

Also, could Chiyo have defeated Sasori, without Sakura's help?

"...only because Sasori wantedly didn't dodge in the end."

Umm... Is this person trying to say that if the opponent gives up, after being defeated, it cannot be counted as a win ?

So, will he say that Naruto didnt defeat Nagato, because ultimately he killed himself after reviving everyone he killed?

So, will he say that Sasuke didn't defeat Danzo because ultimately he comitted suicide by blasting himself?

The double standards that people show, when it comes to Haruno Sakura, is really funny 😂.

As for the rest of the bullshit in part 5, about "HOW SAKURA BASICALLY DID NOTHING IN THE ENTIRE SERIES, YADA YADA VADA VADA", I have already talked about all those bullshits in my older posts. Repeating all that would be too tiresome 😂.

I mean just read these lines -

"...used some useless dialogues like her life..."

"...punched Kaguya only because Kaguya couldn't do anything else..."

(umm?? that's exactly the point of attacking from blindspot of byakugan?? 😂)

- who is gonna counter these bullshits?

My boys Naruto and Sasuke, are gonna blow him up, before he can even get this chance. Lmao.😂

I don't know who this person is, but he really needs a character developement - in real life.

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[Post-War, Boys-only Party]

Drunken Lee: Traning Time of Youth!!!! I will beat you, Naruto-kun!!! *releases 4 gates*

Naruto: Hah! You won't even last for a sec, Bushy Eye Brows.

Naruto: *transforms into naked Sakura* *seductive voice* Did you miss me Leee-kunn???

Lee: ЕHHHHHHH *nose bleed* *faints*

Konohamaru: *nose bleed* YOU GO NARUTO-NICHAAN!!

Shikamaru: What the-

Kakashi: *eyes twitching*

Suigetsu: Is that the guy who saved the world?

Juugo: *sparrow-talking*

Kiba: And He thinks he has a better chance at becoming hokage than me-

Sasuke: *closed eyes, sipping his drink* That's not how Sakura looks naked.

*Two minutes silence*

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The way his eyes go all soft, when she isn't watching...

*Okay, Sasuke, Her skull won't crack if you lay her down normally. You don't have to be so EXTRA soft. LMAO XD. *

#sasusaku #sasuke #sakura #sasuke uchiha #sakura haruno #haruno sakura #uchiha sasuke #sakura uchiha #naruto #boruto #naruto shippuden #pro sakura haruno #pro sasuke uchiha #sasusakusara #uchiha family #pro sasuke #pro sakura #pro sasusaku #sasuke x sakura

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Sasuke married Sakura, because by the time he came back to the village all good women in Shinobi World were already taken, so he was left with that bitch as a last choice.

Last Choice? Who?

You don't mean this Woman -

- Right?

It's really hilarious how you claim that the woman who has been canonically approached/called attractive by men THE MOST, in the entire series, is somehow reduced to a "last choice" by you.

And, What do you take Uchiha Sasuke for?

You think this man needs to go after leftovers?

You really are funny.

#sasusaku #sasuke uchiha #sakura haruno #sasuke #sakura #naruto #boruto #uchiha sasuke #haruno sakura #sakura uchiha #naruto uzumaki #pro sakura haruno #pro sasuke uchiha #team 7

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I love it how you never exclude Naruto, whenever you talk about how important Sakura is for Sasuke.

I know you are a huge SS shipper, but you always go like - "Sasuke loved both Naruto and Sakura..."

You never forget about Naruto.

Your posts are so impartial.

Thanks ^ - ^

Also, Who says that if you are a SasuSaku fan, you will have to disregard the bond shared between Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura?

Naruto is a very important part of Sasuke's -

- and Sakura's life.

And you can't blame them for loving him, because he loves them a lot too.

These three share an unbreakable bond. T - T

Just because you are part of SasuSaku or NaruHina or SasuNaru or NaruSaku or any other shipping Fandom, doesn't mean that you will have to disregard the bond shared between Team 7 - which was what the manga/series was all about.

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Who will call these two, parents of a 13 year old?

They are just TOO hot for me tbh XD.

#sasusaku #sasuke #sakura #sasuke uchiha #sakura haruno #sarada uchiha #boruto #naruto #sasusakusara #haruno sakura #uchiha sasuke #sakura uchiha #uchiha sarada

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My Naruto:

Naruto Fandom:

#team 7 #team kakashi #sasuke #sakura #naruto #kakashi #sasuke uchiha #naruto uzumaki #sakura haruno #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi #haruno sakura #uchiha sasuke #uzumaki naruto #sasusaku #narusaku #sasunarusasu #sasunaru #incorrect naruto quotes

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Antis:

"If Sasuke Retsuden is really canon, why won't they animate it into filler episodes? The fact that they didn't even bother to animate the "fanfiction", proves that it's not canon."

Naruto/Boruto Team:

SURPRISE SHAWTY!!

WE ARE DROPPING A FU*KING MANGA !!

Source

Go Like, Comment, and Retweet. 🥳🥳

Jun Esaka's tweet about it -

And since all Spin-off mangas are adapted to Anime, there is a high probability that we will get Anime adaptation, along with the manga adaptation too.

#sasuke retsuden #sasusaku #sasuke uchiha #sakura haruno #sasuke #sakura #haruno sakura #uchih sasuke #sasuke x sakura #naruto retsuden #sakura uchiha #naruto #boruto #naruto manga #pro sakura haruno #pro sasuke uchiha

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Baby Sasuke