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More Rush propaganda :)

(Seriously, though, where are my Rush fans?)

Rush vs. Bananarama

#i only recently found out what these guys look like #geddy lee looks like a girl (blushes) #poll

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"He’s tortured he’s dramatic he’s edgy he’s a goober he has trauma he’s a plague doctor he’s a pirate his sister is cooler than him he is literally a wet cat of a man"

#JULIANNNN #the arcana #SMASH btw #smash or pass

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wait why exactly did Axl try to punch David????????

Okay I’m going off of memory from an article I read a few months back

So GNR was filming the music video for It’s so easy. In that video Erin Everly (who was his girlfriend at the time) is in that video in I think like leather BDSM gear or something, well David was on that set with Slash’s mom because they dated and remained friends or something after they broke it off. So the music video is filmed at a club it was the cat something I think, maybe the cat scratch? Which was basically GNRs stomping grounds, and basically Bowie starting flirting with Erin and Axl got wind of it and do he like chased David and threatened to kill. But it’s unconfirmed if punches actually flew

Edit: he chased him around calling him tin man because at the time he was in the band tin machine and threatening to kill him

Edit 2: The club was called the Cathouse

#so fascinating I've never heard this before #Bowie

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Round one

ZZ Top 

Formed in: 1969

Genres: Blues rock, hard rock, boogie rock, Southern rock

Lineup: Billy Gibbons – guitars, lead and backing vocals

Dusty Hill – bass, backing and lead vocals, keyboards

Frank Beard – drums, percussion

Albums from the 80s: 

El Loco (1981)

Eliminator (1983)

Afterburner (1985)

Propaganda: They made ultra-long beards seem cool. What more needs to be said? Well, I guess I could add one thing: "ev'ry girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man." (Ironically, Frank Beard was the only one WITHOUT a beard.)

Guns’N Roses 

Formed in: 1985

Genres: Hard rock 

Lineup: Axl Rose- vocals 

Slash- lead guitar

Izzy Stradlin- rhythmic guitar

Duff McKagan- bass

Steven Adler- drums 

Albums from the 80s: 

Appetite for destruction (1987)

G N’ R Lies (1988)

Propaganda: the sluttiest a man can do is be in the Guns’N Roses’s original lineup 

#looking at old pics of them and wtf i want slash to be my trophy wife #every time I see him I'm amazed because he's so pretty like #i thought these guys were supposed to be manly rock gods but he looks like a girl #<3 #poll

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

#I HAVE THE ITCHER #this WILL be entered into my vocabulary #like the itcher is acting up again :/ #eczema

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Jimi Hendrix (1942-1970) The Jimi Hendrix Experience - guitar and vocals Songs: "Voodoo Child," "Foxy Lady" Defeated Opponents: Elvis Costello, Clyde McPhatter, Robin Zander, Arlo Guthrie, Brian Eno Propaganda: none

Brian May (1947-) Queen - guitar Songs: "White Queen (As It Began,)" "The Prophet's Song" Defeated Opponents: Ronnie Lane, John Coltrane, Roger Hodgson, Paul McCartney Propaganda: "He's very tall, his hair is the stuff of legends, his brain is the size of planets, he has a doctorate in astronomy, he built the guitar he still plays to this day (like a god) as a teenager. His songwriting and musical abilities have made him a legend in his own right and he also plays with this little group called Queen. Everyone who's ever met him unanimously say that he's the nicest, most decent person there ever was. Also, he's ridiculously beautiful in every decade he's been on this earth. Need I say more?" "While Freddie is hot and Roger is pretty, Brian stands out as sort of ethereally beautiful. He floats across the stage in Zandra Rhodes while delivering heavy riffs, then switches to self-harmonizing in as light and fae a manner as you could wish." "An Angel singing with his beautiful voice and his very own special guitar. On the best Rock tracks ever! His face like a greek god surrounded by heavenly curls, prancing skillfully on the stage with his long legs in platform shoes."

Freddie Mercury (1946-1991) Queen - lead vocals and piano Songs: "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Seven Seas of Rhye" Defeated Opponents: Leonard Cohen, Sting, Sammy Davis Jr., Marc Bolan Propaganda: see visual

Visual Propaganda for Brian May:

Visual Propaganda for Freddie Mercury:

#jimi #i thought about Freddie but idk. while I do find him attractive it's only someone's #sometimes* #and other times it's just admiring his fashion and gay swag #jimi is different though #billboard hotties #i think this is a worthy opponent for jimi after the amount of opponents he's slaughtered

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Stevie Wonder (1950-) solo Songs: "I Was Made to Love Her," "Pastime Paradise" Defeated Opponents: Mark Lindsay, Ray Brown, Andy Gibb, Jim Morrison, David Coverdale Propaganda: none

David Bowie (1947-2016) solo Songs: "Life on Mars?," "Heroes" Defeated Opponents: Paul Simonon, Ron Mael, Robert Plant, Eric Dolphy, Neil Peart Propaganda: "gender bending pop star who made up an alien alter ego who was already famous and then proceeded to become incredibly famous irl. Also had ridiculous cheekbones." "From Ziggy Stardust to The Thin White Duke; Bowie always experimented, adapted, always looked to improve, to do what no one did before. He used himself as a canvas. David always remained a kind, beautiful and gentle person. People who have met him have claimed that he was a charming, interesting and delightful person." "His outrageous outfits, his makeup, and his ways of moving around the stage could make any of his fans doubt their sexuality." "He's David Bowie. I feel like this is all that needs to be said."

Visual Propaganda for David Bowie:

#bowie #!!! #billboard hotties

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Bruce Springsteen (1949-) solo; leader of the E Street Band Songs: "Born to Run," "Blinded by the Light" Defeated Opponents: Lindsey Buckingham, Rick Danko, Otis Redding, Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam, Syd Barrett Propaganda: "Nobody has ever looked hotter than the Boss in the video for 'Dancing in the Dark' except maybe Bruce in the video for 'I'm On Fire'" "Bruce from the 70's to HIS 70's...enough said" "BRUUUUUCE! (Yes, I am from New Jersey.) But really 70s-Stone Pony-Asbury Park Springsteen is truly a sight to behold."

Billy Preston (1946-2006) solo Songs: "Nothing From Nothing," "Fancy Lady" Defeated Opponents: Woody Guthrie, Tony Bennett, Mick Ronson, Frank Zappa, Mickey Finn Propaganda: "Started out at 10 playing the organ for Mahalia Jackson - he played with Little Richard and Ray Charles for years and is the only man to be credited on a Beatles song that wasn't one of the fab four!"

Visual Propaganda for Bruce Springsteen:

Visual Propaganda for Billy Preston:

#bruce springsteen #!!! #no propaganda needed for me #billboard hotties

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Prince (1958-2016) solo, leader of The Revolution Songs: "I Wanna Be Your Lover," "For You" Defeated Opponents: Donovan, Miles Davis, Marvin Gaye, David Byrne, Al Green Propaganda: "His music sounds like no one else's. He was able to make a guitar sound magically different to how guitars are supposed to sound. And his voice. He could go from squeaky, almost childish sounding, to a soulful, balladic powerhouse performance all while making it look easy. He was one of the greatest singular performers and musicians ever. And he was a short king to boot." "Most photos of Prince don't really do him justice because, like Jimi Hendrix, he was at his hottest when he played guitar, and to me that's something you have to actually hear to understand. Also he had a great, super energetic stage presence, which is also extremely sexy and hard to convey in pictures alone. What I'm trying to say is that everyone should just watch his Superbowl halftime performance and I dare you to tell me that he wasn't the sexiest man alive that night." "Prince was the only guy who could show up at your party, in frills, and steal your girlfriend. Then steal her clothes, then steal someone else's girl in your girlfriends clothes."

Clarence Clemons (1942-2011) The E Street Band - saxophone Songs: "Jungleland," "Badlands" Defeated Opponents: Keith Richards, Bob Marley, Cab Calloway, Russell Mael, George Harrison Propaganda: see visual

Visual Propaganda for Prince:

Visual Propaganda for Clarence Clemons:

#prince #these images arent enough for him ok go look at him in his movie Under the Cherry Moon (if I'm remembering the name correctly) #billboard hotties

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Once again...only one will reign supreme

#hmm #my faves here are bowie prince jimi & bruce #only time will tell.... may the billboardest hottie win #billboard hotties #maybe also freddie but idk. we will see!

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I was curious if the Brian May vs Freddie Mercury poll was exactly even or not so I put it into https://glittering.world/poll-grabber and they got EXACTLY the same number of votes lol

Yeah sadly the final number of votes was an even number, but if it wasn't...I would have tried til I died to figure out who actually won

Anyway the tool you used seems extremely useful for future polls!

#billboard hotties #references

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(i Will go back to everlasting haitus if that GFM slows down too much btw, seeing it to its goal ASAP is my primary focus right now)

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Cant stop thinking about this comment under a video about stardew valley rabbits foot drops

#i quickly remembered it was a stardew valley thing but for a second it was confusing #stardew valley

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"Itd be funny accept please"

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thingy

#birds

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