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the existence of Dee Why implies the existence of Dee Who, Dee What, Dee When, Dee Where, and (perhaps most contentiously) Dee How.

#aus #posts specifically for people living in sydney and no one else sorry #dj #crosspost

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i play with my friends and i smile. and it’s fucking happy. reblog if you play

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i play with my friends and i smile. and it’s fucking happy. reblog if you play

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i play with my friends and i smile. and it’s fucking happy. reblog if you play

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ik it’s late af and not many ppl are on,,,, but i got my bookmarks in and im OBSESSED 😭 look how pretty they turned out 🥹🥹🥹

#WOAG

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puppygirl wants me to leash her and say a bunch of specific stuff while having sex but i grew up on a ranch in arkansas so I pretty much just let her fuck off and do her own thing until i feel like wandering around in the woods in which case it's her job to get bit by snakes first

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#dunmeshi

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

#rude #but yeah #aus

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Indian trans women are tearing that hijra post to shreds because of its disgusting inaccuracies due to being written by a tme just fyi

the version of the post I reblogged is 90% apology and fixing what they said, and i can't see anyone in the notes taking issue with the post after they apologised and amemded their statement

#dj #asks #anon

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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I'm so glad that y'all are so into Monkey Man and the badass hijra priestess army, but friendly reminder that hijra are NOT trans women. Hijra are their own distinct gender; trans women are women. India has both :)

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Eminem’s life story is actually mine

He took my wallet and lived on my dime

the film 8 Mile was based off me, for real

Eminem lied and i just couldn’t deal

So I moved to the burbs, under a house

Live in a crawl space, rap with a mouse :(

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the entirety of reef blower as a deviantArt stamp

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the entirety of reef blower as a deviantArt stamp

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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nearly every male party member in dai took one look at cole and asked “is anyone going to parent this kid?” and didn’t wait for an answer

#da #dai