nickwisco
We Must Appeal To Heaven
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Small Time Meme Distributer.
Veteran of the Great Meme War.
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I also do not support Nazis, Communists, or any brand of socialism or government collectivism.
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@uncle-mojave it'd be a Gunner's Mate Red, not a QM
Would it shock you to learn that this is the commanding officer of the USS John McCain? Rather fitting, that.
From the incorrect stance (including that arm position!) to the scope being on backward with the covers are still in place to the absolutely gonk position of the grip, it's like he's never fired a gun before. Makes me feel all warm knowing these are the people tasked with protecting the nation...
@uncle-mojave
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A bow on view of the battleship USS New Jersey. (BB-62) leading the American battle line. She is followed by the battleship USS Missouri (BB-63) and the nuclear-powered guided missile cruiser USS Long Beach (CGN-9) with other screening vessels following astern of the cruiser. The photograph was taken from the nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, USS Enterprise (CVN-65), off the coast of Yokosuka, Japan.
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Let me just laugh stupidly for a moment, O Lord, and not think about anything
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"theres no such thing as stupid questions"
-go back in time
-find the person who said that
-ask them what the dog doin
-return to the present
-vtubers no longer exist (butterfly effect, hard to explain)
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Every so often while laying in bed I’ll just go “hamburger hamburger hamburger cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger big mac big mac big mac big mac whopper whopper whopper hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper and a side of fries”
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “into the unknown”💀 it’ll have you making a pilgrimage in a place between our world and the next 💯☝️
me: yeah, whatever. I don’t feel shit.
five minutes later: bro I swear I saw the beast following us through these mysterious woods that I don’t remember entering
the highwayman: I’m the highwayman
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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