everybody masc till they spawn in a cherry blossom grove biome
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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition
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Does this count as finger food?
We all know where those fingers were.
I was wanting to practice color theory
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every time i find out someone i know likes taylor swift i feel like in zombie movies when they see their loved one is bitten and hiding it from the rest of the group bc they think it wont affect them
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Friends in Distant Places, chalk pastel on paper
2023
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flip the rock to see what’s under it!
🌾🌷🌾🌷🌾🪨🌾🌷🌾🌷🌾
(make sure you put it back after, don’t want to disturb the wildlife.)
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Mother, mother, mother of me...
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• The Hanged Man •
“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”
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• The Hanged Man •
“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”
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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.
Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.
And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.
Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.
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