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graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

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brutalist candy cane

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All the torso animated studies.

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Every now and then I mention something about the city of Brno to my american friends and it often causes much confusion/concern, so I wanna try to make a list summary of Everything Wrong With Brno

imma start

there is a place called Hell

there is a public transport stop called Crematorium, it is named after the nearby crematorium

it is oddly easy to take the wrong tram and accidentally end up at the Crematorium

the crematorium looks like this

add more

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Rumpelstiltskin-core

The incidence of the publishing of alchemical texts almost perfectly correlates with precious metal shortages in Europe lol.

"Aw fuck the plague kneecapped our workforce and the Spanish aren't flooding the market with cheap silver anymore. Listen wizard, I'll give you a lab but if you don't deliver I'm hanging you from a gold-plated gallows."

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4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

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watch this. this is literally what love is.

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popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,

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These pictures are killing me

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This is part of my ongoing Discworld jacket embroidery project. Of course Great A'Tuin has to be on there. And of course it has to be the biggest one of them all.

I'm going to put the finished product in my masterpost, but I'm so proud of the thing that I have to put it in an extra post beforehand. Enjoy!

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The Bird Place That Was is redeeming itself a bit more today.

#I think of this post every time I use origami to stop food escaping the baking paper when cooking

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beetle table <3 maple, white oak, walnut

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The road goes ever on and on…

…and Thorin Oakenshield will pass into legend.