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happy earth day. don’t forget that someone else’s outdoor cat is your indoor cat

#yeah would like to know who keeps stealing my indoor cat /j #important reminder #am constantly arguing with my grandma about her cat which she lets out constantly bc 'its countryside its how we do' no!!!! #cat safety

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*cant spell dungenons:* its giving sex dnd without dragons

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat

After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:

Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.

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girl chill there’s literally all kinds of everything everywhere

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i swear some of the polls on this site look like

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actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though

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People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

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Sigh,,,he’s so pookie you don’t understand

#the boy!! #zuko

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"even if you ask them, miss, to stay a bit longer after the classes, they won't listen. they are elderly" my brother in godhood that is not a thing of age this is a thing of studying

#im being met with a lot of sad misunderstandings #no ma'am i dont think elderly should be spoken to like children #gods i wish it was easier #ramblings

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this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

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actually what is stopping me from leaving books at the library like, what are they gonna do with them other than bergudgingly signing them into the system

#because ive been too long without sleep

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day 1534

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"Me when I lie" is such a funny pseudo-diplomatic response to anything. Like just going "see I'm not saying that you would ever lie, but I tend to be a liar, and that would be the exact kind of thing that would come out of my mouth when I'm lying" sounds like the exact kind of quip that someone who was just described as 'too clever for their own good' would get stabbed over.