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Legolas during the Battle of the Black Gate: lmao look at that idiot trying to fight off a troll all by himself

Legolas: *realizes it’s Aragorn*

Legolas: oh no that’s MY idiot

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“Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” and “Its Raining Men” are about the same event but from drastically different points of view.

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(( OOC: Finally threw this crack together. *slides it across the table in a brown paper bag* )) 

@ohtheclevernessofme1972

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A billionaire could give me 0.1% of his wealth and change my life while his life is virtually unaffected

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the year is 2182. you close your eyes and use your biotic implant to sink your mind into the flow of the collective consciousness of humanity itself for your morning news as your apartment prepares you a nutritionally perfect breakfast. you find out bethesda is re-releasing skyrim again with a slight graphic update from the skyrim they re-released two years ago. you still can’t marry brynjolf.

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But is it wrong?

#twd #rick grimes #daryl dixon #the walking dead

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High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it’s like “that is a smart man”

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Do you like Harry Potter? If yes, here's a Riddle. You ready? Voldemort. ;)

i’m ashamed that that made me lol

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Ok, How and Why do the Falmer use Bows and Arrows?

THEY DON’T HAVE EYES. 

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Fus-Ro-Dah!

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Now imagine this:

You are the Dragonborn, harbinger of the companions, thane of multiple holds, thousands of gold, killer of Alduin, Master of thieves, companions, and multiple other factions.

Now imagine this Dragon Slaying badass trying to ride a mudcrab like a horse all the while yelling “onward trusty steed”

Now imagine this God walking around in an ancient tomb/temple/ruins and finding a word wall by following the chanting of the ancient nords. He proceeds to walk up the wall, baffled by the noise of the ancient tongues. Then we walks around the edge to find a bunch of people crouched on the ground yelling.