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nightlightheart · 8 days
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god can you imagine glados equipped with tiktok therapyspeak. she’d be unbearable
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nightlightheart · 23 days
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The corpse of a boreal raccoon with mushrooms growing from the palm of its paw like a bouquet of flowers from the afterlife
📸 Igor Siegel
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nightlightheart · 1 month
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do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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i don't go here but from everything i've seen izutsumi dungen meshi is like a catgirl but instead of the starting point being "anime woman" it's "Lisa Patrikeyevna illustration" and they worked their way backwards from there
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(the Golden Sickle art by Natalia Trepenok)
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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i really can’t stress enough how much i recommend regularly engaging with older art– movies, books, whatever. like, “Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it” and all that, but also, there’s just something really fascinating and kind of beautiful about reading something written by someone who lived so long ago and really connecting with it, recognizing the humanity of people who once seemed like abstract concepts to you
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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Genuinely in love with the groovy kitty floor…
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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Every now and then I remember that Malbolge exists and I get to spend the better part of an hour cry-laughing at the world’s worst programming language
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already starting off strong, but it gets worse
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Wow! Sounds easy and intuitive to use! What’s the “crazy operation” you ask? We’ll get to that later. For now let’s see what a program in this language looks like :)
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Thanks! I hate it!
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it’s so difficult to work with that the first program was written by another brute force search program
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mmmmm delicious base-3 arithmetic, what could go wrong? (For reference, that means this program forgoes the usual “0/1″ values of binary code in favor of a much more fun “0/1/2″ set of values)
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ah.
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Here’s how the language actually figures out what to do. It’s got 8 “simple” commands that can be executed easily by *checks notes* running the code itself through the modulo operation and taking the result.
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As a bonus, on top of all that every single character in your code will now alter what every single other character does. So I hope you’re alright with cracking a cipher every time you add a new letter to your program!
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oh god oh fuck.
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behold, Malbolge’s primary arithmetic operation and what you’ll be using for most of your math while programming with it :)
This looks specifically designed to be the least logical math operation you could make, and knowing what the rest of Malbolge is I’d wager that’s precisely what happened. I never want to ever use this and it’s my favorite thing I’ve ever seen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge
Anyways here’s the wiki page if you wanna read through it more deeply, I’m gonna sit here holding in my laughter staring at the hello world program again.
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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i need to speak my truth. keiichi's house is so fucking ugly i cannot stand looking at it. why is it a three story triangle. this shit looks like something i made in the sims. the siding is three foot tall vinyl slats. this shit looks like a compound a trad-mormon household would make in rural minnesota and get raided by police for containing unlicensed firearms. thank you higurashi for saying in text that this was fresh construction designed by keiichi's dad to fit his studio so i can place the blame on an individual for this japanese mcmansion
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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i'll have what i'm having
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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@tatters-the-bat submitted: (No ID necessary, wanted to share a lovely jumping spider friend I found on my way home today! :3c)
In love with this precious angel :’)
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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Parca Parca XXXIV by AlvaroFernaG
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nightlightheart · 2 months
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Put a tiny horn on an opossum
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