Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about
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save a drake ride a cowboy
Azuue and Bourbon belong to @vanilachai
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Unique Dialogue while setting boundaries in Sharess Caress
Dark Urge:
Shadowheart Origin:
Wyll Origin: I've only known courtly love. Please, be gentle.
Astarion Origin: Just don't tell me what to do… It brings back bad memories.
Karlach Origin: It's been a long time since I've been able to touch anyone. So nothing too… unexpected.
Lae'zel Origin: Follow my lead. And do it with enthusiasm.
Gale Origin: I'm rather out of practice with this whole bodily intimacy exercise, don't ask me to do any tricks.
Class Specific(All):
Race Specific: (Drow one is also gender specific)
Deep Gnome: I'd just like to spend an hour without experiencing a height joke.
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life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious
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Think about this quote like all the time and how it really undermines so much shit in capitalism
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)
basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i'll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal
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The AI tech bubble finally bursting is going to be both catastrophic and very funny.
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I cannot deal with this shit again it's 2024 good god this game came out almost a decade ago please lord let it die
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You have to recognize your capacity for harm. You cannot omit the harm you've done to others to remain "good." Anybody can be a bigot. Anyone can be an abuser. Anyone can harm anyone at any time even those who have been harmed themselves. The world is not made up of victims and villains only, this is life, not a Saturday morning cartoon and you are a human being who can or maybe even has hurt others and you HAVE to acknowledge that to learn to be better.
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest
Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind
Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone
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probably i just said it but i want to say it again:
- don’t apologise if you don’t know english.
- yes, english is the most common language on the internet but you are not forced to know it perfectly.
- your own language is beautiful.
- non-english people make a huge effort to write in English everyday on this website.
- support non-english people and don’t make them feel bad if they do not know English.
- actually support all the languages.
- spread more language diversity on Tumblr.
thank you.
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Can I have this dance? - 26x32” acrylic on canvas.
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