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steve rlly said 😳 ok girlboss purr

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Bruce Wayne seeing Selina Kyle in thigh high boots

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loid fucking forger, i swear to god, if you don’t kiss your wife, I WILL

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Karen really took one look at Frank Castle and said

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Boy who falls in love with girl after she beats the shit out of him gotta be one of my favorite dynamics fr

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Adventures in the desert with Sasori!

“You pussy. You wouldn’t survive a day in the desert.” “But I live north of you… That’s all, like, dry rock.” “You gotta get accustomed to eating off the landscape.” “You can’t even eat and your urge when seeing a scorpion is to shove it in your mouth?!” “I have instincts to kill.”

Later Deidara went to Pain like “Listen, I know this is usually the other way around, but I have a complaint.”

Talking about Sasori’s diet with danachan325 led to this when she randomly said “Sasori’s diet is scorpions and sand.” This comic is kind of out there, but I feel like the Suna people are trained to eat whatever they can find when out there for days on end. Also, Sasori was probably one of those little kids who liked those nasty scorpion lollipops.

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Cursed Shoes for the Straw Hats

Jandals for the Jorts Boi

Thats it. Just a marrige of his Sandals and Jorts. I dont think more is needed here.

The Hobbo lit has One Pair of Shoes

That ask that said Zoro's soles worn out about two islands ago is right and gets what im talking about here

Early 2000 would

So, Nami has an impecable fashion sense but i think this could've feature in some movie from that cursed era.

Cursed yes, but always hip

For Usopp my boy, he tries to do the best out of this situation but still cursed af. This are a real shoe btw, nike sold those

Here comes the Bad Fashion Defending Champion

We know Sanji would wear the toes shoes and also prob would wear socks with flip flop, why not double the stakes

Cursed but has Good Intentions

They are fun, and bright and oh so horrible. Still i think Chopper would enjoy to be tall

For our Dark humor Queen

A simple elegant shoe with a lot of tiny haunting dolls? Robin would get a kick out of these and prob make up stories to scare Usopp

Weird Shoes for a Weird Man

He would. I have no doubt in my mind Franky would. And probably the spurs have secret weapons or laser or something bc ofc he made them himself

Soul King gets Funky

This are so quirky and strange?? I think Brook would actually get away with wearing this bc he is also kinda like that. I mean you put this with a top hat-crown and a feathered boa and it makes sense. Still i find them pretty cursed, i dont trust the fake fish

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“Strawhat Luffy is an extremely dangerous pirate who can, will, and has brought entire armies to their knees. He is quite possibly one of the most powerful people in the entire world at the age of 19 and should be recognized as such.”

Strawhats:

“Strawhat Luffy is a dumbass who made it to where he is through sheer will and dumb luck and should not be left alone with sharp objects.”

Strawhats:

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percy telling zeus and the gods to pay attention to their kids

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props to Will Solace because if a scrawny likely anemic definitely malnourished shaggy emo 14 year old told me I should be scared of him because he's the prince of darkness I would've just lost it like yeah ok sure attack me with your extensive bring me to the horizon record collection

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Nico Di Angelo & Leo Valdez

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I truly think they should of doubled down on kaworus creepy uncanny factor like they did with rei

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i think they’re soooo the ever

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This is it this is the movie

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The Batman:

Bruce Wayne:

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The Batman (2022) + text posts part 2

Bonus: