my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse
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they put him on the cross every day
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the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up
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shitpost redraw from a month ago of that one breaking bad comic, pretend this was posted in June
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I’m cured btw. Of everything
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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about
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writing job applications and thinking that perhaps I wasn't made for this world
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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.
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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that
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just put laundry in the washer. there better not be any wet laundry after this
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I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die
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it's like they say in dune: "i must not jeff. jeff is the killer"
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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside
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