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#LMAO #? #??? #Star Wars #sw

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#art #anakin skywalker #star wars #sw

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A friend sent this to me. I'm fucking dying!!!! 😂💀🤣💀

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ego of a god

#art

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You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

#they make me mentally ill #<333 #luke skywalker #anakin skywalker #star wars #sw

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Anakin, laughing: I promised myself that if I didn’t become a Jedi Knight by 21, I was just gonna become a serial killer.

Ahsoka, looking scared: Well, dude, how old are you? I’m getting nervous.

#star wars incorrect quotes

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“he’s so kaveh coded!”

the “him” in question (aventurine)

has death row inmate allegations

has no eye shines in his single piece of official art, similar to childe from genshin

works for the IPC

doesn’t just work for the IPC, is also one of the biggest names in the IPC

his coworker doesn’t even like him and warns the trailblazer to avoid working with him at all costs

#counterpoint op: I think an alternate universe version of Kaveh whos a high ranking debt collector would be very funny #he’s like everything kaveh would hate. Aventurine is just a mage corporate capitalist in my mind #they would throw hands and I think that is hilarious imagine your biggest enemy being yourself in another universe #hsr #genshin impact

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* here defined as 'can be and possibly is shipped with the widest variety of other characters'

** originated in the prequels era, not necessarily shipped during the prequels era

this is a joke poll do not take it too seriously, I'd have included Mace and Kit and Shaak etc. but I ran out of slots

#obi wan sweep as he should?? this man is shipped with everyone under the sun #star wars #sw

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as happy as i am just to see him i’m still obligated to clown on the cgi

#he looks so silly I’m sorry #star wars #sw #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #ahsoka spoilers

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Screaming, Crying, Throwing Up

#ahsoka spoilers #star wars #sw #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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@billowypantss

Hate having a blorbo with a normal ass name. I'll see a post and start writing up a 1k word response about how they mischaracterized my boy only to realize that they're talking about a different white man named John. Say what you will about fantasy naming conventions but no one is confused when you talk about blarg the scullcrusher

#I imagine this is how it goes with your succession men blorbos #your Tom and your Greg if you will

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we poke fun at obi-wan for saying "sith lords are our specialty" and then getting his ass kicked by dooku, but in fairness, he was at the time the only person in living memory to have actually killed a sith. he showed remarkable humility honestly.

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But wait…

If Elon is changing the name, logo, moderation policies and basically everything that made Twitter the bird app that it was…

Then couldn’t someone buy back the name, duplicate Twitter and we can leave the sad billionnaire with the X obssession alone?

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Vote for whoever you think is the most tragic! The top two most voted characters will win spots in the bracket for the full competition!

#guys how is Anakin losing #I understand the obiwan sweep currently happening but he’s. he’s literally Anakin Skywalker #there were 6 movies and numerous spin-offs explaining why he’s inherently the most tragic doomed by the narrative guy around #I would argue the entire plot of Star Wars is how tragic of a character anakin is. if you will #usually I would say obiwan sweep if he was versing literally anyone else #he’s mister infinite sadness mister lost his master and his gf and his brother and his family lost everything really #but. it’s Anakin. have you seen Anakin. have you looked at him.

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i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

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cis guys relate to toxic male characters because they think they’re awesome. I relate because I’m a bad person

#anakin skywalker

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I hope you get sand in your sheets

Something something threats that work best on Anakin Skywalker

#anakin skywalker