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a wizard turns John into a wooden bowl

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please don't scry on me right now im jerking off

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

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Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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that blue eyed man is not ur soulmate be serious

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You recently moved to the countryside. Your child was playing in the woods, and came back with a large green egg you thought was plastic, so you agreed they could keep it if no one claimed it. Your kid said it was a gift. You thought nothing of it. Then the egg hatched.

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list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

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Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people