noahandthe-seacucumbers

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Main Couples of Throne of Glass

Artist: @giannyfili

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TOG SHIPS ❤️

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Tony already crawling across the table: everyone out-!

Tony: I have an excellent gaydar™ I can determine if a man is gay or not with just a glance.

Steve: I’ve been in love with you for years.

Tony: You’ve what?!

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honestly speaking here, people who read/write first point of view fan-fictions are a different level of psychopaths. 

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Book clace is a lot better than show…

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What kind of breed is your cat? I love him!!

REGINALD IS A SCOTTISH FOLD.

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I want to read a Love Story about Medusa being pursued by a Beautiful Blind Maiden

#Medusa deserves a happy ending #Medusa #love story #alternative ending #sappic #saphic #sapphic #lesbihonest #lesbian love #lesbian #lesbian positivity #lesbian problems #wlw positivity #wlw #wlw aesthetic #greek mythology #ancient greek

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Vote for Chain of Gold in the final round of the Goodreads Choice Awards! You have until Nov. 30!

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i think it’s really weird how shippers have turned top/bottom into Gender Roles The Sequel and are stereotyping people’s sex positions based on their physical appearance, personality traits, or even mental health status. “which one of you is the woman??” has evolved into “which one is the sweet soft tiny anxious uwu bratty bottom???” which is arguably weirder and more invasive.

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i adore matthew but this dumbass has the audacity to be surprised that alastair doesn’t like him after matthew literally told him his father doesn’t love him and his hair is atrocious like,,, the fuck did you expect

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The Selection fandom is dead, but a revival may be on the horizon... because of this I thought I would finally write the fic that has been living in my head rent free.

This is the wlw version of The Heir, featuring the princess Eadlyn, Maxon and America deserved.

Check it out if you have any interest!

#the selection #the elite #the one #the heir #the crown #wlw #eadlyn schreave #oc x canon #maxon schreave #prince maxon #maxon and america #america schreave #maxerica #kile woodwork #ahren schreave #lesbian #mlm

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the clave, choosing a shadowhunter motto: ah yes, 'the law is hard but it is the law'

the blackthorns: u know what would be really fucking funny

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The sad thing is, the WLW version of heather is 'I wish I were a mediocre sk8er boy named tyler'

#conan grey #conan gray #panicatthedisco #heather #wish i were heather #wlw culture #wlw yearning #wlw love #WLW #mlm #lesbian

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The only way I would believe the glass slipper only fit Cinderella is if instead of a glass slipper she wore a well worn pair of birkenstocks. That shit doesn't fit anyone else the way it fits you

#cinderella #glass slipper #the lunar chronicles #linh cinder #birkenstock #im not trendy im lesbian

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Cassandra Clare could literally write 20 more books in the Shadowhunters universe and I would gladly read them all. Like a book about Kierark's time in the Hunt? Absolutely. A whole ass trilogy about Emma and Julian's travel year? I want that. A 600 page book about Simon and Isabelle's engagement and wedding? Oh, hell yes. And one about Kit simply being in love with Ty? YES, PLEASE. I could never get tired of these characters, NEVER.

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Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. His dead Welsh King.

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IF GOD HATES THE GAYS WHY DO WE KEEP WINNING????!?!?