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kj apa could do willy wonka but timothée chalamet couldn't do archie andrews

#this is actually SO real!!!

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Wonka (2023) best picture

#it could be the 20mg edible talking but that was A MASTERPIECE #like. the girls who get it will get it. #it was giving 30 rock movie with schmigadoon

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#Burlington I’m going to kms

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rip anthony “you’ll never stop wanting to beat kissinger to death with your bare hands” bourdain you would’ve loved this

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Mothers.

#top 1% beyonce listener I know that’s right #spotify wrapped

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rose chose that name because it felt so loved I'm gonna scream

#again like. haven’t seen the episode. will probably not find time to watch it. but rtd ATE with this #doctor who

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The Fires of Pompeii | The Star Beast

#hang on I need a minute to process…. #lmao I didn’t even watch this new episode but like in my heart I have #doctor who

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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christopher crying on his drive home after tony & tony make fun of him 😔 that hurt me personally

#my dad is watching the sopranos for the first time and I’ve been watching some with him #also hi I’m never on here anymore because my life is :-/ but. just had to sopranos post #the sopranos

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ok yes i hate it when butcher is awful to annie or kimiko because they’re supes but it IS objectively very funny that he was like ‘okay! here’s my anti-supes terrorist group in which we hate supes and murder supes. who wants to join’ and frenchie and hughie were BOTH like ‘me! :D can i bring my supe girlfriend though’ like. how do you even react to that

#gen v got me rewatching the boys and like. no it’s literally so funny #the boys

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GEN V (2023— ) S01E07, Sick

#my beloved little killer 😍 #I am not immune to a blonde bitch I’m sorry #gen v

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behind every girl addicted to gen v there is a child who was addicted to sky high

Idk like they were my gen v u know?????

#VERY true !!!

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You’re gonna take a little jog over to Dick’s Sporting Goods. Buy yourself a nice Louisville Slugger. Bring it right back to the quad and swing that bat as hard as you can into your nuts. Every hour, on the hour. And every time you swing, yell "Jumanji." Sound good? MADDIE PHILLIPS as CATE DUNLAPin GEN V S1 (2023)

#I don’t care that she’s a murderer or whatever. I love her and her weird bangs #gen v

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women stories matter

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#confidently ​reading my mom’s scans because I’ve seen greys anatomy

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an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

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The Bear, Episode 10