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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind

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Do you have any Gabriel salt fics? I sometimes feel like you salt more on Adrien than him

Of course I salt on Adrien. It's like adding a bit of salt to a bland dish to give it flavor because it's still worth the time and effort even if you don't particularly like it otherwise.

Gabriel is just shit. There's no point trying to add salt to make it appetizing. I've written entire essays on how much of an idiot he is. I expect nothing from this character.

But if you want to know my stories that make fun of Gabriel or call out his stupidity or horribleness...

Gabriel's Lament - where Gabriel makes the Wish and it doesn't go well for him. Plagg manages to take some revenge, however little he can get.

Take Out The Trash - Dolls AU where Gabriel tries to throw Littlebug away and she does not take kindly to this.

My-Crack-Ulous: The Movie Trailer - Just crack that pokes fun at the setup and Gabriel in general.

Papa's Day - Another Dolls AU where Gabriel sucks as a Dad and Adrien realizes he's a better one.

My-Crack-Ulous: Akumaid - More crack and Gabriel suffers.

Dolls at Play - More Dolls and more callout specifically at Gabriel.

Guardian Assistant Kevin - Where Villain Assistant Kevin takes Marinette as a client and calls out a lot of things including Hawk Moth.

Banned Movie List - More Dolls where they watch movies and get ideas.

Akuma-ed - More Dolls where Gabriel tries to akumatize the Dolls and it does not work out for him.

Oneshot where Gabriel messes with human-turned-Chaton and Adrien does NOT approve

The Hero of Paris - a one shot pointing out how stupid it was for Gabriel to transform on a TRAIN.

...

So yeah, a number of them are Dolls AU, but they really don't like him and he deserves it.

I've also got Gabriel essays and a tag I've often used literally called "Gabriel Is An Idiot"/"Hawk Moth Is An Idiot", but not sure if you want those.

#fic recs #my fics #gabriel salt #gabriel is an idiot #hawk moth is an idiot

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Zoozve, my beloved

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#writing

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everytime

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How does Littlebug even know how these men are Bad Dads?

I mean it seems, to me at least, that she learned about them before she went to their universes.

Another day, another upload from Littlebug.

No one knew how she or Chaton got the doll avatars to work or look so lifelike, but their avatars were adorable and THEY were adorable and everyone went nuts over them.

It was especially fun to be there for her livestreams. Sometimes she asked questions from the chat. It was pretty evident from some of these questions that she was quite young and some of the viewers were a bit worried about her being safe and what she could be exposed to, but most of the audience seemed on board with protecting the little virtual stars, so they all seemed to have made an unspoken agreement to avoid more mature or inappropriate things.

Not that they had much to worry about. Mama Noire had apparently set a filter on the chat to keep it child friendly. And anyone who started getting too mean for Littlebug's taste would be quickly booted from the livestream. For a kid, she certainly knew how to manage things. And she certainly didn't tolerate bullies.

Though it seemed there was something else she didn't like if her recent query to the chat was any indication.

hello Frends Outside! i hav a qestion?

She was adorable and still learning. And of course they all wanted to help where they could.

wat are some Bad Dads you know of?

The chat was confused, but of course wanted to help.

Loveybug997: Bad dads? Like real or not? DJhatman: If we're talking real, then Gabriel Agreste for sure. Captain56: Let's not go real or we'll end up in a flame war and Mama Noire will be unhappy. Nachohead: Yeah, Papabug JUST got released and is able to play Animal Crossing with the kids again! Don't take that from us! kimjustkim45: Are we talking like in cartoons and anime? Or games? ninjapaste2: Oh! Then Mr. Doofenschmirtz! Definitely! adrienagresteishawt00011: ooh ooh!! yeah he is the worst! insertnamehere2823: Ozai! From avatar! He burned his son's face in an "honorable duel"! SupermanFTW: Do they all have to be villains? Because I gotta say, have a bit of a beef with Son Goku for some of his stunts. I mean, throwing his son into a fight against Cell with NO warning? COME ON! Vladdyfan37: Jack Fenton!I mean he keeps making things that can kill his son! And was responsible for his son dying! # Vlad would never GokuIsBetter: @ SupermanFTW You just mad because Goku would kick his butt. AND be a better dad than he was to Superboy. Captain56: Guys no, this is the opposite of what we want. Let's just focus on the question.

And so answers poured in.

A List was forged.

And Littlebug smiled.

#ml crack #ml crossover #bad dad hunt #littlebug #dolls au #littlebug gaming chat

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Haha, get loved and cherished, idiot.

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"I swear I won't steal your time and go back to five minutes before this embarrassing moment."

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How would Littlebug react to characters like Doofenshmirtz? Or Jack Fenton?

(In Doofenschmirtz's living room...)

(Doofenschmirtz and Littlebug are having tea.)

Doofenschmirtz: …all that to say, I am kind of off the market for an arch nemesis, though I do appreciate the offer! But I promised Perry the Platypus that I wouldn't take on another arch nemesis and then I promised my daughter, Vanessa, that I would stop my acts of villainy after she made me see that it wasn't actually healthy or what I really wanted in life. And now I'm helping out at OWCA, supporting my daughter, and sharing my non-evil inventions meant to help the world instead of trying to settle petty grudges. So I am sorry, but I hope we can still be occasional rivals or maybe allies?

Littlebug: (Confused)

Littlebug: (Looks down at List)

Littlebug: (Looks up at Doofenschmirtz and points to name on the List)

Doofenschmirtz: (Looks at the name) Oh! I see where the mixup is! I'm Dr. Doofenschmirtz! Mr. Doofenschmirtz is actually my father!

Littlebug: (Tilts head)

Doofenschmirtz: Well you see, a lot of my villainy has been related to my backstory…backstories. You see, back when I was…

(15 Minutes later.)

Doofenschmirtz: (Still going)

Littlebug: (Eye twitching)

Doofenschmirtz: And then there was the time I was shamed for not jumping off the high diving board and—wait, where are you going?

Littlebug: (Leaves)

Doofenschmirtz: Okay! Well feel free to drop by again sometime! What a strange girl.

(Suddenly, Perry the Platypus bursts in.)

Doofenschmirtz: Perry the Platypus! I'm not evil anymore! What are you doing coming in through my window?

Perry: (Chitters and pulls up a screen showing Littlebug)

Doffenschmirtz: Oh, the little living doll thing. Yes, she just left.

Perry: (Looks around warily and chitters)

Doof: What? No! She was perfectly nice!

Perry: (Gestures to Doof)

Doof: Oh, it turned out she actually wasn't looking for me, she was looking for my father.

Perry: (Worried)

Doof: What? What harm could she do?

TV Announcer: This just in! An attack in Gimmelshtump as an elderly citizen is being dangled from a rope off the condemned diving board at the old community pool.

Doof: (Eyes widen) …oh.

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(In another universe, in the Fenton household...)

Jack: (Going to the kitchen when he sees a piece of fudge on the floor) Floor fudge!

(As he picks up the fudge, he notices another piece on the floor and proceeds to pick that up as well.)

(Then he notices another piece.)

(And another.)

(He follows the trail of fudge all the way into the basement and leading to the Fenton Stockades.)

Jack: And that's the last piece! (Picks up the piece inside the Fenton Stockades)

(The door slams shut on him, trapping him in the Fenton Stockades.)

Jack: HEY! Who's there?! Let me out!

Littlebug: (Nods resolutely and marks Jack Fenton's name off The List and starts to leave the Lab)

Voice: Ahem?

Littlebug: (Turns)

(Danny is standing there.)

Danny: You're not another ghost sent by Vlad to kill my dad, are you?

Littlebug: (Shakes her head and shows him her Bad Dad List)

Danny: Why is my dad on this list?!

Littlebug: (Gestures to the Fenton Stockades with a flat look)

Danny: Okay, I know that looks bad. But he's a good dad, really!

Littlebug: (Frown)

Danny: Look, I know he's fought me, but that's only because he doesn't know I'm half-ghost. And the times he found out, he was pretty supportive. I mean, there were situations going on at the time, so we didn't really get to talk it out, but he still seemed to care about me. Even in an alternate reality where I accidentally erased my existence.

Littlebug: (Uncertain)

Danny: If you want to look for bad dads, you should see Vlad Masters. He keeps wanting to kill my dad, marry my mom, and make me his son like some sort of twisted setup of Hamlet.

Littlebug: (Eyes widen)

Danny: So yeah, there are already enough plots against my dad, so I'd really appreciate if you—wait, where are you going?

Littlebug: (Holds up The List, now with Jack Fenton scribbled out and "Vlad Masters" written in on it)

Danny: ....you know what? Have fun.

(They leave.)

...

...

Jack: Hello? Anyone?

#ml crack #ml crossover #multi crossover #littlebug #dolls au #bad dad hunt #no one is safe #though she does at least recognize levels of badness #and certain persons take priority #yes Jack gets out eventually

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With littlebug’s new dimension hopping adventures does she like make a list of bad dads to pay a “visit” to

Yes. Yes, she does.

(In Glass Shard Beach)

(Doorbell rings.)

(Door unlocks.)

Filbrick Pines: (Opening door) Whaddya want?

(Suddenly a boxing glove appears and punches him in the face.)

Filbrick Pines: (On the ground, knocked out)

Littlebug: (Looks down at him with a stern glare, nods, and checks a long piece of paper)

(The paper is actually a List of several names including Ozai, Shou Tucker, Father, Hohenheim, Gendo Ikari, Endeavor, Mr. Doofenshmirtz, and Son Goku.

Littlebug: (Marks Filbrick Pines off the List before putting it away.)

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Heaven help us all if she gets a Death Note.

#ml crack #ml crossover #multi crossover #littlebug #dolls au #bad dad hunt

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

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While littlebug is busy beating the stuffing out of ozai, is chaton acting as azula's therapist/emotinal support doll or tagging along with iroh and zuko?

Chaton: (Happily laying on Zuko's head)

Iroh: (Smiling)

Zuko: Not a word.

Iroh: I didn't say anything.

Zuko: Not to Azula. Not to Mai. Not. A. Word.

Iroh: (Smiles and looks away)

Chaton: (Purring)

#nobody answers #ml crack

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How will Marinette react to little bugs new friends 

(Sonic pops into a room he's never been in before.)

Sonic: Where did Egg-head send me?!

(He turns around and sees a human girl.)

Human Girl: (Is Marinette)

Marinette: (Stares)

Sonic: ….wait. (Holds up hands placatingly) This isn't what it looks like!

Marinette: Akuma!

Sonic: No no! I'm not a….whatever that is! I'm just a little lost and ended up here.

Marinette: …..okay, then explain?

Sonic: Wait—you'll listen?

Marinette: Akumas don't really give explanations so much as monologues, and a sentimonster wouldn't have a reason to just pop up in my room through a portal yelling about eggs.

Sonic: …point. Still—

(A red blur flies towards Sonic.)

Sonic: (Turns and is hit in the face with the blur) OOF! (Pulls Blur off his face.)

The Blur: (Is Littlebug)

Marinette: Littlebug!

Littlebug: (Happy and greeting the Friend Outside)

Sonic: Little Maria! You live here?

Littlebug: (Nod nod)

Marinette: Maria? Wait—you two have met?!

Sonic: Yeah. Well, we didn't have a name for her so we just sorta…named her Maria. Sorry.

Marinette: Is that why you've been wanting to call yourself Ema Marie?

Littlebug: (Proud, settling on Sonic's head)

Sonic: So…uh…..two questions? Where am I and do you have anything to eat?

Marinette: (Sighs) You're lucky you crashed in the room above a bakery. Come on, we'll get you some croissants and you can explain….this whole situation.

#ml crack #ml crossover #sonic crossover #dolls au #littlebug #sonic the hedgehog #marinette dupain cheng #just going completely off the rails here #because why not?

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Given Littlebug's crusade against bad fathers... What would be her reaction to FMA's Hohenheim? Because he seems like a bad father but in fact good but not exactly as a father, and also dumb but very smart. And I am not sure Littlebug understands human complexity at that level.

No, you're right. Littlebug is smart, but she's still very much a child and has a very childlike mindset and understanding of human flaws.

That being said, she may not understand human complexity but she DOES understand there are Levels of Bad.

She would certainly have at least SOME issues with Hohenheim and the fact that he abandoned his sons when they needed him (though she may at least understand that he was trying to protect them in his own way), but she's not as likely to really focus on him so much when there are others who would take her attention more.

Including a horrible guy literally named "Father".

And.....another person.

Littlebug has priorities. And in a world like this...well Hohenheim may be ON the list, but he's a bit of a ways down.

#nobody answers #littlebug #littlebug has priorities #bad fathers #worst fathers #littlebug's bad dad hunt

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>Littlebug: (Eyes glowing)

Littlebug's gone into the Stuffy-tar state

Ooo...Stuffy-tar or Plushie-tar?

Regardless...

Littlebug: (Glowing and floating)

Aang: No wait!

Littlebug: (Flies off and crashes into the Firelord's Palace)

(Screams can be hears inside the palace.)

Aang: Oh no! We need to stop her and calm her down!

Sokka: ….do we? Do we really?

(The Firelord crown falls a few feet away from them)

Sokka: Welp, that's one way to end the war.

#ml crossover #atla crossover #dolls au #littlebug #she's going super #littlebug stuffytar state #littlebug plushietar state #ml crack #why #just why #because i can #and because she would

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Ahh, sad to see Littlebug's apprenticeship under Eggman end already... she can still visit Sage for playdates though, right? Also, what did Marinette end up doing with the magic Eggbot?

Oh yes, Sage and Littlebug are now friends.

It makes future conflicts a little awkward, but Sonic and co aren't complaining!

Tails: Okay, while Sonic is fighting Eggman, we'll sneak into his lab to steal back the emeralds. In the meantime, Little Maria will play with Sage.

Rouge: ....how will that help?

(They look over at Littlebug and Sage playing a game of Uno.)

Sage: I am busy running simulations and won't be focusing on the defenses.

Knuckles: You know, there are easier ways of asking for playdates.

Sage: Busy. Need to focus.

Shadow: (Also sitting with a few cards for some reason)

Knuckles: ....you too?

Shadow: Don't judge me.

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(Meanwhile, in Paris)

Nadja: Breaking news! There appears to be something of a giant battle between Gorizilla and Ladybug in some kind of mech suit.

(At the battle)

(Ladybug and Gorizilla are locked in hand to hand combat.)

Ladybug: (Straining as she's trying to have the robot push back Gorizilla) Little help here!

Chat: (Pushes a random button with what appears to be a drill symbol)

(The mecha's arm suddenly retracts, leaving a hole.)

(Pause)

(Nothing happens.)

Chat: Oh. I thought it'd make a drill hand and I could say "Pierce the heavens with your drill, m'lady!"

(Suddenly, the mecha's arm lights up and a blast of light shoots out of the hole in the arm, hitting Gorizilla and sending him flying into a building, partially destroying it.)

Chat: (Stare)

Ladybug: (Stare)

Chat: So it was a beam cannon! (Starry eyes) SO COOL!

Ladybug: W...wasn't that the Agreste Corporate Headquarters?

(Meanwhile, in Hawk Moth's lair...)

Hawk Moth: DAMN YOU, LADYBUG!

#ml crossover #sonic crossover #dolls au #littlebug #sage robotnik #ladybug #chat noir #shadow the hedgehog #hawk moth is an idiot