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I LOVE THIS ACCOUNT

aaah! Thank you!! I haven't posted on here in ages but ngl I miss it so stay tuned as more pimento content may be on it's way 😁🥰

#asks #appreciate the love sm omg

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You believed in me, and I took that belief and just dumped all over it

#💩 #adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #captain ray holt #captain holt #captain raymond holt #raymond holt #ray holt #holt #andre braugher

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I didn't know that. That is a bummer.

#mood #adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99

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Woah, hang on, you carry a chequebook with you? So cool.

#adrian pimento #captain holt #captain raymond holt #captain ray holt #raymond holt #ray holt #holt #jason mantzoukas #andre braugher #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #is my british showing 😳

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Thank you for the presents, we're keeping them.

#mood #adrian and rosa #adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #rosa diaz #stephanie beatriz #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #b99

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This is my fault. I should have just given up when fate burned down the pawn shop.

#oh that old conundrum #adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #b99

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This is the worst day of my life.

#whole mood #incredible out of context #adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99

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The universe is back on track!

#adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #I was oot but now I'm back eh

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Oh, don't bother. Let's just kick down the door and take back what's mine.

#adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #jake peralta #andy samberg #gina linetti #chelsea peretti #tw crime

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When I was in that Uzbek prison, choking on my own blood because my face was being beaten in, I realised... Life is funny.

#adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #tw torture #tw torture reference #tw blood #tw blood mention #tw gore #tw horror #tw violence mention #tw just generally horrifying stuff #tw prison #tw prison mention

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YOU'RE THE SON OF A BITCH! *aggressive making out*

#adrian and rosa #cutest couple #adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #rosa diaz #stephanie beatriz #tw swearing #tw nsfw

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Awh, Jake! I am so honoured and I would love to be - oh, nope, I can't make this. This is the same night as Lady Gaga.

#✨priorities✨ #lady gaga concert #lady gaga #peraltiago #peraltiago wedding #adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #jake peralta #andy samberg #amy santiago #melissa fumero

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Oh, that is so much better! Buttslammed is so stupid!

#adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 #you've been buttslammed #buttslammed™ #b99 quote #b99 quotes #brooklyn 99 quotes #brooklyn nine nine quote #brooklyn nine nine quotes #brooklyn 99 quote

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Aw, what?! I already got the match lit!

#adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #b99 quote #b99 quotes #brooklyn 99 quotes #*gasp* the icon quote #today is a legendary day children #tw arson #tw crime #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #brooklyn 99

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We go directly to Travis' house right now, pee on everything he owns and then burn that place to the ground.

#solid plan #adrian pimento #b99 #brooklyn 99 #brooklyn nine nine #jason mantzoukas #don't try this at home #tw arson #tw crime #travis #the saga continues

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How dare you! I gave you the best two weeks of my life!

#adrian pimento #brooklyn 99 #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #jason mantzoukas #b99 quote #b99 quotes #brooklyn 99 quotes #brooklyn nine nine quote #brooklyn nine nine quotes #brooklyn 99 quote