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I would definetly save the horse and ride Ace🫡

Even when he sleeps and he has allowed me to ride him🫡

I would just take his hat and place it on my head and ride him till dawn🫡

I also want him to take me for a ride on his small boat, and ride him there too🫡

Oh I’m riding Ace until I can’t move anymore.

Ace knows he falls sleep at some pretty inconvenient times. Eventually he just gives you the go ahead to do as you please. He trusts you. He knows you’re not going to do anything he would approve of. Plus he usually wakes up to the sight of you bouncing on his cock and he definitely can’t complain about that.

Fuck he loves you in his hat. The way it’s just a little too big and the charm on the strap hangs perfectly against your chest. God he could watch you like that for hours.

I love his stupid little boat. He fucks you in the middle of the ocean at sunset on it. Waves gently rocking it as the warm orange light illuminates you perfectly.

#ace thirst

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friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!

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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away

#me enjoying an artichoke and not picking all the vegetables out of everything #I still pick it out of some things

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

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COMN FANFIC WRITERS !!

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Just finished the Water 7 arc. The last episode with Ace I looked over at my husband and so casually said “that man got plastic surgery.”

Husband: “he’s just older.”

Me: “it hasn’t been that long! It’s been months!” Shows flashback of something “see! Look! That man got himself some new features. I wanna know who does his eyebrows now. “

I swear this man was not impressed and will probably divorce me for being a little shit

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I can’t decide what pet name I think fits him. Help a girl out.

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M'kay. I think for the fic i'm writing i'm going to try out darling and then after if i write another one, which i totally will because i already have a plan I'll try whatever gets the highest vote on the poll if it's not darling.

#nocturnal rambles

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Oooo interesting. So far people seem to be liking Darling for Ace. That was one of my top choices too.

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I can’t decide what pet name I think fits him. Help a girl out.

#portgas d ace #help need a petname

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noooooo i don't have a praise kink haha..... it's just a coincidence that my pupils turn into little pink hearts when you tell me i've done a good job 🥴🥴🥴

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mating press is so objectively ugly ... embarrassing

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Listen when I say I would die for Tony Tony Chopper I mean it. He is so damn cute. I’m obsessed.

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OK. You guys know that song. Save a horse, ride a cowboy???? It's Ace.

And god would that man let you ride him. You know he's got stamina for days and he just lets you do what you want.

#Ace brainrot #ace thirst

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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

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