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My grandma asked me if the book I just got was for school... It was Cursed Princess Club vol. 3... Yes, reading Cursed Princess Club is extremely vital to both my psychology and my history courses this semester.

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one of the most difficult things to do as a transgender college student in 2023 is to pretend like you still tolerate harry potter references

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why dont u guys ever make fat vampire ocs im so bored of thin vampires

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really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it

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how do you respond to the allegations that you're a little mousie?

guilty, your honour

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the first rule of detective fiction is that the detective in question should ALWAYS just be the nosiest person alive and never be a cop

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genuinely think everyone would benefit from learning about aromanticism and relationship anarchy. even straight, allosexual, alloromantics. because amatonormativity affects everyone, and learning about relationship anarchy and redefining how you think about relationships is so freeing. youcan do whatever you want 4ever.

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💵💸🤑💲🎆🎇

Manifesting money-

wait did I put fireworks emojis??? Oh no no no no

MY MONEYYYYYYY-

#tw fire #fire tw #I thought of this while watching 4th of July fireworks

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GETS ME EVERY TIME

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hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

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Lost icarly episode iSeen A Skull

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I'll say it outright: acephobic attitudes are the prevailing attitudes in queer culture even if people with those views are not intentionally acephobic. i know you people care about sex but until you stop centralizing it so much, you're just making it clear that you don't want us here

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I feel like if I still had my childhood fear of Beavis and Butthead I would be in absolute hell nowadays

#long story

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“tumblr became bad because of porn ban” “tumblr is bad because of bots” “tumblr is bad because there’s hateful people who post freely” THE AUDIO POST HAS A COPYRIGHT DETECTOR NOW. DOESNT ANYONE REMEMVER WHEN YOU COULD PUT ANY SONG ON HERE AND LISTEN AND SCROLL AND LOVE????????????? STOP SENDING ME TO SPOTIFY APP

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Many people don't know this but PDF stands for Penis Dick... [lawyer whispers into my ear] oh... Fagina.

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[Image description: two books next to each other, the books are Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, and The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (and other stories) by Robert Louis Stevenson. They are both the Barnes & Noble collectable editions copies of the books. /end description]

I got to go to Barnes & Noble for my birthday today and came out somehow a 1000 times nerdier than I was when entered.

#i turned 20 today - i just changed my bio early