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Ruby: I just think it’s rude I’m not in a big strong blonde’s arms and being showered with kisses right now.
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THINGS WHICH MAKE WRITERS ANXIOUS:
not writing
writing
people reading their stories
people not reading their stories
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Happy New Year 2024 from Korea.
Year of the 🐲🐉!
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That is the whole purpose of the Constitution: to keep the Government in check and under the control of the people, not the other way around.
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A Lamb Among Hyenas
Jaune: *Entering Parenting class and smiles at some single moms* Hi!
Mom 1: You're new~ What's ya name?
Jaune: Oh, I'm Jaune, and I, uh, got a baby girl,
Mom 1: Welcome, this is a safe space
Jaune: *Smiles and nods* Thank you
Mom 2: Totally! Does... your wife work? Or...?
Jaune: Oh no, we're uh, not married right-
Mom 1: Good
Jaune: ... Uh, she' still in the hospital-
Mom 2: Oh I'm so sorry! What happened?
Jaune: C-Section, There was some complications
Mom 1: hopes she makes it
Jaune: Yeah... she's at the ICU, she's getting better
Mom 1: Poor thing- Can I bring you dinner?
Jaune: ... No... thnak you though, that's very nice...
Mom 1: You sure~?
Jaune: Yeah
Mom 2: You don't want that dinner *Glares at Mom 1* Woman can't warm up a hot pocket, I'll give you my number in case you need, Anything~! What's your number?
Mom 1: My number is I like Anal
Jaune: *Stunned* AYE! WHOA!
(How does your ship react?)
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Ruby: (Looks to Velvet, who just beat her)
Velvet: (Smug grin)
Ruby: ...Jaune, how do I catch a rabbit?
Jaune: Usually with a snare trap. My uncle always said rabbit meat is best served in a stew.
Velvet:
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Saphron: Teenagers today are scary.
Jaune: Normal teenagers don't carry around scythes taller than them.
Ruby: I think every teen should.
Qrow: Same here.
Jaune: Neither of you are normal!
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