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[nonepunchman]

Fight On!

((Starter for @ingoldentent and @ivoryspear!))

When Mob goes to the university gym the next week, after sending a decidedly less formal text message to Undyne and Ushiromiya, he isn’t really expecting them to actually come. He’s not really prepared for it, either. He’s been in the Body Improvement Club, but he’s never ran a club. He has no idea what he’s doing, and he expects it to not be much of a success.

But sure enough, two people do arrive, looking expectantly for someone. It’s only then that he realizes that he doesn’t know what Undyne or Ushiromiya look like.

But one of them, in particular, stands out - a blue woman with red hair in a ponytail, who looks somehow both lithe and wiry and incredibly strong. Like she could lift a large boulder over her head. That must be Undyne, right? And the other one must be Ushiromiya.

“U-Undyne-san! Ushiromiya-san!” he shouts, waving to get their attention. “Is that you?”

#ingoldentent #ivoryspear #ic.

[nonepunchman]

greenthundcr‌:

It takes Mr. L a few moments to realize that he’s being watched. He’s been talking animatedly to a few people around him, and to Brobot– there really are some benefits to having a smaller, portable model of his robot that he can carry almost anywhere– and he finishes his sentence before glancing over his shoulder at the stranger staring at him.

“Hey,” he says, giving the kid a critical once-over. “Are you waiting for an autograph?”

He isn’t serious, of course; Mr. L is pretty full of himself, but he’s not stupid. He can’t quite figure out what this frightened-looking boy is doing, though, watching him silently like this. Maybe it would be easiest to actually ask instead of making jokes.

“Uh,” He squints at the stranger from behind his mask, finally turning to face him fully. “Really, though. Can I help you, or are you just trying to eavesdrop from a foot away?”

“Um,” Mob finally says, wondering why autograph was the first thing he went to. Was this man a celebrity? “No, I didn’t want an autograph. And I wasn’t eavesdropping...”

“I was... actually just going to ask you if you could...”

Cue quiet whisper.

“Not talk... so loudly...?”

#greenthundcr #ic.

[nonepunchman]

ingoldentent‌:

FROM: Battler Ushiromiya TO: Shigeo Kageyama

[Text]: If you don’t midn, then I’ll gladly join you! [Text]: As for that, Id suggest making paper ads and putting them on walls aroun the city [Text]: But a website might be more eco friendly, actually [Text]: Making a website requires monthly payments to keep the domain, tho, and that is not counting the price youd pay to put ads on other sites. Do u have how to pay for that? [Text]: I could help u with that if that is an issue [Text]: …By the wya. Y do you start and end your text messages as if you were sending a formal email? [Text]: u know that it’s pretty obvious to me that you are the one sending these messages, right?

[FROM: SHIGEO KAGEYAMA]

[TO: BATTLER USHIROMIYA]

Ushiromiya-san,

Paper ads are a good idea. I’ll do that. And thank you for the offer, but I don’t wish to take your money when you probably need it more than I do. I insist that you keep it.

Er... is it not considered polite to communicate this way? I suppose it is somewhat formal of me, but... I don’t often send text messages.

I can stop if you prefer.

Regards,

Shigeo Kageyama

#ic #ingoldentent

[nonepunchman]

baddestdangerboy‌:

He’s never going to hear the end of it, even when they’re both old and gray and can’t remember if they crapped that day…but Badou will remember this, rest assured. Still snorting and snuffling, nearly falling over himself with the force of this amusement, he sighs.

“Yes you can, easily: NO. That’s how it works. They’re gonna take you for a ride you won’t like, dude, if you let them walk all over you.”

Oh, hearing Badou laugh like that is... humiliating. What a way to make this whole situation worse.

“But...”

“If I was to say no to them, who knows what they’d do? And besides, they might take it out on someone else if I didn’t. That’s how bullies are. I don’t really mind dressing up like this if it keeps other people safe. They’ll probably get bored anyway.”

#baddestdangerboy #badou nails (thread 2) #ic.

[nonepunchman]

baddestdangerboy‌:

He really, truly wasn’t expecting much to happen today. Work, running his butt around, eating stuff he shouldn’t, fighting with his friends, the usual.

This was not in that category.  The pigtails is the first thing he notices– can’t not. Then his gaze moves down, down, down, and when it lands on the skirt– he’s dying laughing.

“Holy FUCKING SHIT what happened to you?! Did you lose a bet? Or wait, are you just into it…?”

“I’m... not...”

OK, that’s a lie. He does have a slight fondness for the outfit. He even kind of likes the hair. He’s not going to admit that though, just like the last time this happened to him. He’d never, ever hear the end of it.

Especially from Badou.

“Some girls at school dared me to dress up like this... I couldn’t just say no to them...”

#baddestdangerboy #badou nails (thread 2) #ic.

[nonepunchman]

((Starter for @rebornmischief​!))

The food in Little Tokyo is so good. He didn’t think food could be this good. He doesn’t want to insult his mother, who is a very good cook, but he does wish she could be here to try this yakitori and egg yolk. It’s delicious!

So delicious that he accidentally unleashes his psychic powers and sends several pieces of chicken flying off the skewer, where they proceed to pelt someone at the neighboring table in the face.

Mob stares at them for a moment, obviously panicked.

“Oh... oh no... I’m so sorry...”

#rebornmischief #kid loki (thread 1) #ic.

[nonepunchman]

((Starter for @greenthundcr​!))

Mob hasn’t run into either of the Mario brothers yet, so there’s nothing that strikes him as particularly strange - or even particularly eccentric, considering where he comes from - about the man nearby.

But the man is certainly... drawing some attention to himself. Because he has the subtlety of a freight train. Mob just wanted to spend some time in this little cafe and relax, but he’s so loud...

Eventually, he’s had enough. He walks over and approaches, ready to tell this stranger to please keep it down, and...

Says absolutely nothing. In fact, he looks rather terrified at the prospect. And now he’s just staring. Which just makes him feel worse.

Oh boy.

#sorry this is late! #let me know if this works for you or if you want a different starter! #greenthundcr #mr l (thread 1) #ic.

[nonepunchman]

(Starter for @baddestdangerboy​! )

How did he get himself into this situation. How is this not the first time he’s got himself in this situation.

At least nobody he knows has seen him yet. That way, there’s nothing to be embarrassed about. He just has to... make his way home, and everything will be fine.

That’s what he thinks as he turns a corner and rams facefirst into a much taller man, a man he knows as Badou Nails. A man who helped him before. A man who is probably going to find this really, really comical.

Because it’s clearly apparent that Mob is in pigtails and wearing a girl’s school uniform. Complete with a skirt.

“I... I can explain,” he says lamely.

#sorry this is so late! #hope this works for you #baddestdangerboy #badou nails (thread 2) #ic

[nonepunchman]

ivoryspear‌:

She recognizes the honorific from some human media. Isn’t it, like… formal? That feels weird. She can ask later.

To: Shigeo Kageyama From: Undyne

[txt] > yes! [txt] > I’LL BE THERE!!

She’s been here for, what, months? And she still doesn’t have a job, somehow. She should probably tone down her enthusiasm a bit if she wants to get hired, or so she’s been told, but…

…That’s doubtful.

So her schedule’s open.

[txt] > OH AND WHEN DOES IT START

Oh there’s how you turn off caps-lock on the phone.

[txt] > Next week? I can come in any day

Oh, wow, this person is very energetic. He’s reminded a fair bit of Reigen, at least when Reigen’s trying to win over a client.

Dear Undyne-san,

Next week would be fine. I think that would be enough time to see if people are interested.

I hope to see you there.

Thank you,

Shigeo Kageyama

A short pause.

Dear Undyne-san,

I mean no offense, but you don’t have to speak in all caps so often...

Regards,

Shigeo Kageyama

Another longer pause.

Dear Undyne-san,

Sorry.

Apologetically,

Shigeo Kageyama

#ivoryspear #ic.

[nonepunchman]

ingoldentent‌:

FROM: Battler Ushiromiya TO: Shigeo Kageyama

[Text]: I’m 18. Hopefully you won’t be uncomfortable by that [Text]: There are actually plenty of children in this city, just like you’d see in any city [Text]: There aren’t many OUTSIDER children, though [Text]: Our phones seem to obly have saved contacts for outsiders. You’ll likely not manage to bring in natives by this approach [Text]: Unless you want to avoid native children for some reason

[FROM: SHIGEO KAGEYAMA]

[TO: BATTLER USHIROMIYA]

Ushiromiya-san,

No, that would not make me uncomfortable. I would be glad to have you. You would like to join, then?

And I see. That explains a lot. I don’t really know many people my age, outsider or not.

I wouldn’t want to exclude native children... how would you suggest I get a hold of people who aren’t outsiders? I’ve never really done anything like this before. It’s my master who did all the advertising for his business... maybe I should make a website?

Thank you,

Shigeo Kageyama

#ingoldentent #ic.

[nonepunchman]

berserkgened‌:

      very rarely did they take a human’s word at face value without intruding into their mind to test integrity. perhaps it was the fact that they found themselves to be human temporarily that made them gullible - they couldn’t be certain of that at the moment, which should have made them more wary. but it didn’t. the anger they had experienced moments prior began to fade as quickly as it had surfaced. in a way, it was…freeing. the anger that they had carried since their birth seemed muted in this situation, just like the latent power they sensed in the human’s form.

      finally, they gave a quiet sigh and nodded - releasing a tense breath. “ remarkably, i sense that you actually would. ” mewtwo looked down at their new form as they spoke, flexing far more fingers than they were accustomed to experimentally, as if just now realizing that they were capable of doing so. this was the second time in a short timeframe that they had been forced into another bod. to be human should have been far more unsettling than anything else, considering the horrors inflicted on them at the hands of humans. hands that were now, temporarily, theirs.

      “ … you are unusual for a human. ” a fact that he no doubt already was aware of; mewtwo did not feel as if they were stripped of power - which only meant that, under their normal conditions ( perhaps in their own respective worlds ) that the human’s presumably natural abilities rivaled their own unnatural power. but that wasn’t the end of striking feeling of similarity. “ who are you? ” a question that no doubt ran deeper than a mere inquiry for a name.

Mob raises himself up from the bow and looks at Mewtwo, trying to keep his expression as soft and sincere as he can manage.

“My name is Shigeo Kageyama. Although... most people call me Mob.” Mob raises his gaze towards the ceiling thoughtfully. “But, that’s not what you mean, is it?”

He nods. “It’s true. I have psychic powers, like you do. But I would never use them on people - my master tells me not to. So I usually use them to exorcise evil spirits for him.”

A pause.

“You wouldn’t harm anyone with your powers either, right? I think... that you would just prefer to be left alone. You’re a lot like me.”

#(no worries!) #berserkgened #mewtwo (thread 2) #ic. #isola event #ir empatheorem

[nonepunchman]

(Doing a starter call for Mob because he needs threads! Cap of three, will be selective!)

#isola rp ad

[nonepunchman]

I want you to know that your username gave me a good chuckle and I love that it's a play on OPM. I hope you have a wonderful year! Thank you for reading this!

(Wow, thank you!!! My friend Weebee came up with it so I can’t take credit, but I really appreciate this!)

#ooc. #Anonymous

[nonepunchman]

Dad Pun Sentence Starters

Send one to my Muse, or alternatively send  👍and my Muse will say one to you!

“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.” “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.” “A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’” “Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!” “How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!” “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.” “I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.” “How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.” “Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.” “'Wow, you’re a fart smella…I mean smart fella!” “I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!” “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1” “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.” “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.” “How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.” “Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.” “I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.” “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.” “How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.” “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” “Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.” “Don’t call me later, call me Dad.” “What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant” “Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.” “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.” “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.” “What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.” “I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.” “The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.” “This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.” “5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.” “Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”“ “What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.” “What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.” “I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.” “To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.” “The rotation of earth really makes my day.” “I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.” “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.” “I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!” “Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.” “Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.” “A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.” “I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.” “Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.” “I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.” “People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.”

#memes. #ooc.

[nonepunchman]

☾Moonlight Aesthetic Starters☽

⋆Feel free to send more than one!

⋆To reverse, send ‘+✨’

⋆Indoors

(🌙) My muse comes over to your muse’s house/room to spend the night.

(💤)My muse finds your muse sleeping in bed with them.

(💭) My muse wakes your muse after having a dream/nightmare.

(📓) My muse stays up studying till midnight.

(📖) My muse reads a book/bedtime story for your muse.

(👁) My muse wakes your muse up because they can’t sleep.

(🍵) My muse cares for your sick muse in the middle of the night.

(🎐) My muse finds yours outside their house when they are suppose to be in bed.

(🧳) My muse is getting ready for work but your muse stops mine.

(☀️) Our muses watch the sunset and moon arise.

(🌅) Our muses stay up till sunrise.

(🎮) Our muses stay up playing video games.

(🥪) Our muses make a midnight snack.

(📺) Our muses watch tv together.

(📼) Our muses watch a movie/vhs tape together.

(🛌) Our muses make a pillow fort.

(🛋) Our muses are hanging out in the living room.

(🛁) Our muses take a nighttime bath together. (With rose petals and candles included.)

(🌧) Our muses watch the rain outside their window.

(💥) Our muses get a power outage.

(⚫️) Our muses are in a pitch black room.

(🕯) Our muses light some candles.

⋆Outdoors

(☕️) My muse finds your muse at a coffee shop, alone.

(🍳) My muse finds your muse at a diner.

(🥃) My muse finds your muse in a bar, late at night.

(⛪️) My muse finds yours at a church.

(🌃) My muse meets yours in the nighttime city.

(🚎) My muse finds yours in a public bus.

(🚊) My muse finds yours taking the same subway train.

(🚂) My muse finds your muse on the same train as them, still awake.

(🚗) My muse drives your muse at night.

(🏍) My muse drives in the middle of the night on their motorcycle with your muse holding on to mine.

(🌲) My muse finds your muse in the forest in the middle of the night.

(🌊) My muse finds your muse at the beach in the middle of the night.

(🛡) My muse saves your muse from getting beaten up by a gang.

(🎉) My muse meets yours at a party. (House party, club, etc.)

(🔭) Our muses go stargazing.

(☄️) Our muses watch a meteor shower.

(🎆) Our muses watch a firework show.

(🎇) Our muses bought their own fireworks! Let’s light ‘em up!

(🎑) Our muses go to a night festival together.

(🛒) Our muses go shopping together for groceries or other things.

(🛍) Our muses go to the mall.

(🏬) Our muses go to a restaurant.

(🎞) Our muses go to the movie theatre.

(🔥) Our muses go camping together.

(🎸) Our muses go to a concert.

(🎧) Our muses go to the club.

(🏚) Our muses entered an abandoned area. (House, construction site, town, etc.)

(🚫) Our muses go to places they shouldn’t.

(🚔) The cops are after our muses.

(🚕) Our muses take a taxi home.

(🗺) Our muses get lost. (In the forest, mountains, city, etc.)

(☔️) Our muses get stuck in the rain.

⋆Misc

(🕛) My muse points out that it’s midnight for your muse.

(🎵) My muse sings your muse a lullaby.

(🌠) My muse points out a shooting star and wants yours to make a wish! Quick!

(🌱) My muse catches yours watering a potted plant/garden.

(💧) My muse cries in front of yours.

(🚬) My muse catches your muse doing late night smoking.

(⛓) My muse rubs their fingers against your muse’s scars.

(💔) My muse help washes blood off your muse.

(🐾) My muse accidentally reveals a secret that they have been hiding from your muse. (Being a werewolf, vampire, demon, etc.)

(📻) Our muses listens to the radio.

(👻) Our muses tell ghost stories.

(🌷) Our muses walk around a garden.

(🎤) Our muses do karaoke.

(🐺) Our muses hear howling in the distance.

(📷) Our muses take pictures of each other in the moonlight.

(👄) Our muses whisper secrets and promises to each other.

(🤝) Our muses hold hands in the moonlight.

(🍽) Our muses have a dinner date.

(💃) Our muses dance in the moonlight.

(💋) Our muses kiss under the moonlight.

(💍) My muse asks to marry yours in the moonlight.

⋆Quotes

“I can see the moon and stars in your eyes.”

“Your the prettiest star I have ever seen..”

“Wow.. the moon looks so pretty..”

“I’m a little sleepy..”

“I wish I could jump over the moon!”

“Nah, I don’t feel like sleeping!”

“C’mon!! Let’s dance!”

“The moonlight is our spotlight! The stars is our audience!”

“Look! A shooting star!”

“I wish for..”

“Shh! Don’t say your wish out loud or it won’t come true!”

“I’m not really a.. *yawn*..night owl..”

“D-Did you hear that?”

“I can hear a cricket chirping.”

“I can hear an owl.”

“I think we’re lost..”

“Ahhh!! A wolf!!”

“Would you like a cup of coffee?”

“The moon/night is my ally!”

“Darkness will consume you!”

“What time is it?”

“It’s 12AM already?!”

“You can sleep in my bed if you want.”

“Your sleeping on the couch!”

“Come back to bed..”

“Don’t shine that light in my eyes!”

“It’s so dark out..”

“Look at those pretty fireworks!”

“Spooky ghooost~”

“Boo!”

“Ah!”

“You trying to be scary?”

“I’m actually a little hungry.”

“Are they open this late?”

“Hey! [Name]! Over here!”

“That movie sucked!”

“Let’s.. not go that way.”

“This place is like a ghost town!”

“Ouch!”

“Stay still! If you keep moving, it will hurt more!”

“It’s not what it looks like..”

#memes. #ooc.

[nonepunchman]

send me a topic to write a meta about my muse on

I might write anything from a paragraph to a whopping essay, but send me something you’ve noticed about my characterisation or just something you want to know about my muse and I will write what I can!

#memes. #ooc.

[nonepunchman]

TAGGED BY: i stole it

TAGGING: you steal it

bold any fears which apply to your muse. italicize what makes them uncomfortable.

the dark // fire // open water // deep water // being alone // crowded spaces // confined spaces // change // failure // war // loss of control // powerlessness // prison // blood // drowning // suffocation // public speaking // natural animals // the supernatural // heights // death // dying // intimacy // rejection // abandonment // loss // the unknown // the future // not being good enough // scary stories // speaking to new people // poverty // loud noises // being touched // forgetting // being forgotten

#memes. #ooc.