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i-

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capricorn, scorpio, aries

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which sign is this? i say libra don’t @ me

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sagittarius, taurus, gemini

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share your story it’s okay lmao

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Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

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the signs in 2020 (a series)

aries: anybody have plans for today?

cancer: other than my plans not to have plans today, no.

capricorn: yea having “plans” in 2020 is as taboo as not having plans was your junior year in high school

scorpio: i’m sex deprived and hungry... and 2020 basically requires me to wear a mask for both.

aries: so... no plans

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i’m baaack...😬

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Cancer: I’ll deal with Virgo. You take care of Capricorn.

Scorpio: But how do I make it look like an accident?

Cancer: I’m not saying murder! Just talk to them, like a normal person!

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reblog this and tag your sign, sexuality, and whether you prefer vampires or werewolves

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taurus: so how long until i can say i told you so?

leo: yea give us a ballpark, because in the end we did kinda t-

scorpio: i will quite literally make you eat those words if you so much as attempt to finish that sentence.

leo to taurus: she can only catch one of us

scorpio: try me. 

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anyone else start a blog this year with high hopes and then all of 2020 happened and depression was like “that’s enough of that posting shit for a while!”

anyone?

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I swear Aries and Scorpio can almost never get along for too long.

It works ok until Scorpio comes up with the conspiracy stuff.  Then Aries gets butt-hurt.  Aries directly confronts and acts as if there is no way anyone would possibly try to impose influence other then using direct physical force.

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Leo: That’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Aquarius: Fine, let’s try something else. Tag a friend that you recently stole a dog with.

Leo: LMAOOO @Gemini

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This is litteraly me all the time.

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leo: you ever think how amazing you would be if you were you know...  me?

libra: um who are you talking to? because i-

leo: i mean anybody who’s not me at this point.

scorpio: that was probably the DUMBEST shit i have ever had the disgrace of hearing in my current lifetime. being you is basically a character flaw, kid. 

libra: and that’s on narcissistic personality disorder

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