nonmetalalchemist

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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

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HIGHLY foreboding thrift store omen

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English added by me :)

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Monkey D. Luffy is the Ruler of Everything ok

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masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

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HIGHLY foreboding thrift store omen

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I wanted to revisit sock princess

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I like to imagine that everyplace else in the Full Metal Alchemist world is just normal. Like people in Xing are looking at maps like "And over here we've got the perfectly circular military dictatorship where every other person is an evil wizard. Not a recommended vacation destination."

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this is all i could think of when ed saw sloth for the first time so here you go

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The real antagonist of Fullmetal Alchemist is the nameless Xerxian alchemist who bought a teenage boy to sweep his floors and then was like "hey, I'm going to take your blood to try to play god, you can't legally say no because I own you. If this, say, backfires horrifically in 20 years time, then I guess it's you and your descendants' problem since it's your blood lmao"

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genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

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he only has one speed

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oh u can have this post i don’t want it

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man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up

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GF: “He lifts up his hand and he just has a tattoo that says ‘Baby Slut.’”