KRISTEN! KRISTEN ITS A TEST DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO KILL EVERY SINGLE PARTY MEMBER EVEN IF THEY WILL REVIVE YOU AFTER! KRISTEN YOU CANT DIE BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LAST FOLLOWER OF YOUR GOD!! KRISTEN ITS A TRAP IN ORDER TO FINALLY KILL OFF YOUR GOD! KRISTEN NO DONT DO IT!! KRISTEN
Just spent the past some amount of hours putting all dimension 20 episodes (only including episodes where they are actively playing DnD) into an alphabetical list for the worst d20 watching experience possible!!!!
It starts with the first episode of acofaf and ends with the last episode of acofaf so maybe it's just the worst way to watch acofaf.
Of COURSE Porter is a Paladin multiclass that equates devotion to rage. Zelda LITERALLY had one-on-one classes with him because her rage was fuelled BY A GOD.
fig, a literal arch devil, down on her knees praying for the very first time to a deity of doubt and mystery, doing something that is entirely unnatural to her but that she also really wants to do… kristen being touched by this gesture and kneeling with her, having just opened herself to doubt by contacting her estranged parents, and praying alongside her… getting a spell back… they are so sisters oh my god oh my godddd
fig, a literal arch devil, down on her knees praying for the very first time to a deity of doubt and mystery, doing something that is entirely unnatural to her but that she also really wants to do… kristen being touched by this gesture and kneeling with her, having just opened herself to doubt by contacting her estranged parents, and praying alongside her… getting a spell back… they are so sisters oh my god oh my godddd
Can I just say how much I just LOVE Ragh Barkrock?????
Like, he was the sexually repressed bully of Freshman Year, then he was the loyal himbo hireling of Sophomore Year, and finally he is just, like, the Bad Kids' bud. And he has gone from the biggest bully to their #1 supporter, he loves them SO MUCH he wishes he could solve part of the mystery they're dealing with because if he could, he would take as much of their burden as possible and oops I'm crying now
Brian "statistically just as good" Murphy who just had to beat a 1 last episode and rolled a 1 and then a 2.
I'm coming in so late to Fantasy High but this bit from sophomore year where Murph [a notorious & inexplicably bad dice-roller] confidently volunteers to make a roll for the whole party and then immediately rolls a nat 1 has me on the FLOOR. Have you ever rolled a die so bad that your IRL wife started throwing things at you