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new dynamic just dropped, you’re welcome

#me and who

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Also that was wild pressure to bring on Kristie for her world cup debut and have her first touch be a penalty.

So glad she scored it though

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ALYSSA NAEHER YOU DESERVE THE WORLD

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I know I said I wanted PKs but I take it back I TAKE IT BACK

#uswnt #I wanted to drama but now I’ve had enough

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Thank god you get an extra sub for extra time. I was worried vlatko run out

#problem solved

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I speak for the trees

hot take: I want this game to go through all of overtime and then to penalties

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I’m in a committed relationship with the offsides flag

#uswnt #as is the rest of the team

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my new hobby is staring at the google win probability for this game until it changes

#uswnt #me obsessively refreshing google as if I’m not also fucking watching the game live

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I know minimal Spanish but there must be a group of comedians up in the booth rn

#uswnt #if you’re not watching the Spanish stream you’re missing out #nobody thinks they’re funnier than these commentators #I occasionally catch the joke #but just about as often as we’re scoring goals so

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hot take: I want this game to go through all of overtime and then to penalties

#uswnt #for the drama and for the drama alone #ideally we just score a goal and win #but penalties seem more feasible rn

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I’m relying on the drama of this game to keep me awake

#uswnt #it’s not working yet #I AM TIRED #and stressed #but that’s fuzzy

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coach kelley strikes again

#I hope she’s getting paid as a staff member #because goddamn

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i will never get back the last two hours of my life

#uswnt #woso #what the fuck was that

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VLATKO is now really the time??! IS IT???

#uswnt #woso #this could have happened ages ago #why

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I refuse to gif a single moment of this it’s been terrible

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oh MY GOD my stomach just fell through my feet

#uswnt #woso #WHAT ARE WE DOING #WHAT #why