not-e-the-naughty

[not-e-the-naughty]

“Never felt so betrayed in me damn LIFE. I call that child abuse.”

YEET

#{ALSKDKKCKDKFKDKCKK thank you for tagging me into this omfg} #{i haven’t (again) been active much on this blog but i’ve got other things i’ve been trying to work on THOUGH i will try to do more soon!} #nightrosebud #tagged in #screenshots

[not-e-the-naughty]

“Ya statin’ that as a fact or personal experience?”

Watermelon emoji

“Kid! Revs! Rev-It-Up! Ar-churro! Hope ya havin’ a great day so far!”

“Don’t check ya coffee cabinets.”

#{nottie: ‘if from personal experience then tell me what goes good with pool chlorine i need ta know bc we have so much of it and we don’t #even have a POOL’} #convos #revs-archuero

[not-e-the-naughty]

“Listen, listen, relax! I promise I’ll replace the, uh, the few cannisters I borrowed.”

“Completely unrelated, but did ya know pool chlorine ‘n cappuccino togetha tastes god-awful? Don’t reccommend at all.”

Watermelon emoji

“Kid! Revs! Rev-It-Up! Ar-churro! Hope ya havin’ a great day so far!”

“Don’t check ya coffee cabinets.”

#convos #revs-archuero

[not-e-the-naughty]

He eyes the box’s every movement before catching himself from doing so.

“Ah.... well I think that I don’t care for ya little morsels from different places, as tempting as they could be. Your preferences come from the Europe. Mine come from the exquisite lands of Argyle.”

"Enjoying yourself as ever, I see." - Grand-Commandant

“I mean if I didn’t enjoy meself, then that would ruin the point of me messin’ around on purpose, don’t ya think?”

“Ya never regard ta me highly, Mr. Scaryback or whatever, I know that. But, eh, how are ya doin’, anyway?”

#convos #grand-commandant

[not-e-the-naughty]

“It’s alright, kid. I don’t need the crib either, but I gotta say it’s pretty comfy. And anyway— deal! Anything ta get some free food one way or another.”

@not-e-the-naughty​, continued from x

“Hey, Tiny,” He finds it weird saying that to someone who is actually around his small size. “Mind if I crunch on them snacks with ya? This crib is big enough for the both of us.”

“I’m not tiny,” she protests weakly, and frowns. “I don’t use a crib anymore either.” But … the prospect of climbing something, even as small of a crib, was tempting. “Promise you won’t call me a baby, and then we can share. I brought some for you, too.”

#{in that case i would play dead for jane!} #convos #changeling-mama

[not-e-the-naughty]

Throws the Merlin sock at Nottie

{finally, a use for this image}

#{i have no other reaction to this} #{even HE ain’t eating that sock he’s not THAT fucked up} #{i have a feeling of who sent this ask but if it isn’t you then AKKDKSD you know exactly how to disturb nottie AND me} #replies to asks #them anons

[not-e-the-naughty]

"Enjoying yourself as ever, I see." - Grand-Commandant

“I mean if I didn’t enjoy meself, then that would ruin the point of me messin’ around on purpose, don’t ya think?”

“Ya never regard ta me highly, Mr. Scaryback or whatever, I know that. But, eh, how are ya doin’, anyway?”

#{nottie: ‘because i cArE’} #{xD very sorry that you’ll be getting sass the rest of the day and not just from me either ckdkf} #replies to asks #grand-commandant

[not-e-the-naughty]

“Watch the— oh, I tell ya a concernin’ clue with not checkin’ your cabinets, and all you’re worried about is what I called ya?!”

He tries wriggling out of the other changeling’s grasp.

“What, was ‘Rev-It-Up’ too much?”

Watermelon emoji

“Kid! Revs! Rev-It-Up! Ar-churro! Hope ya havin’ a great day so far!”

“Don’t check ya coffee cabinets.”

#{just another typical day of nottie fucking up and not learning from the consequences of his actions} #convos #revs-archuero #{and skdkskkdkskdkks mmm i remember the time i sent the archurro nickname to your inbox a long time ago UuU}

[not-e-the-naughty]

Nottie might look like a whelp, but there IS someone who actually is a whelp. It's Jane. She's also small, and also round, and she's come with crunchy vegetable snacks to share. -- changeling-mama

“Hey, Tiny,” He finds it weird saying that to someone who is actually around his small size. “Mind if I crunch on them snacks with ya? This crib is big enough for the both of us.”

#{I WOULD DIE FOR JANE NOW} #{i think nottie would too} #{would i die for nottie? ah hmm debatable} #replies to asks #changeling-mama

[not-e-the-naughty]

He leans in very close.

“European.”

🍉@taika Lomtez

“Talking plainly is for chumps. Wanna hear a bad joke? I swear it’s not that kind of bad.”

#{THERE IT IT THERES THE PUNCHLINE} #{nottie to that alt response: i thought ya were lesbian} #convos #taika-lomtez

[not-e-the-naughty]

“Normal? Good. Okay, okay, this is a good one.”

“If you’re an American before ya go to the bathroom, and an American after ya leave it, what are ya inside the bathroom?”

🍉@taika Lomtez

“Talking plainly is for chumps. Wanna hear a bad joke? I swear it’s not that kind of bad.”

#{SKAKSKSKDKKS this is Bad} #convos #taika-lomtez

[not-e-the-naughty]

Watermelon emoji

“Kid! Revs! Rev-It-Up! Ar-churro! Hope ya havin’ a great day so far!”

“Don’t check ya coffee cabinets.”

#{aha! i’m now just putting up the first thing in my mind} #replies to asks #revs-archuero

[not-e-the-naughty]

🍉@taika Lomtez

“Talking plainly is for chumps. Wanna hear a bad joke? I swear it’s not that kind of bad.”

#{nottie no} #{‘talking plainly’ sksksks i don’t know how to do this now so nothing to start a conversation like something to make you die} #{whether die laughing or just die} #replies to asks #taika-lomtez

[not-e-the-naughty]

🍉 -daylightisminetoconsume

“‘Ey, Gunslinger........ that— that slice of a melon come from your melons?”

#{YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF MELONS HE’S TALKING ABOUT SKKAKDKSKD} #{i’m very sorry} #{nottie was sure he would die if it weren’t for the fact that gunmar currently thinks he’s a whelp} #replies to asks #daylightisminetoconsume

[not-e-the-naughty]

He blinks up at him, finding the sight of a less-threatening looking Gunmar a little hilarious but it doesn’t show in his face.

“Ah, I’m..... thankful for that. Definitely a whelp, yep.” He tries to hide the rasp of his voice with a lighter tone, which is helped to disguise it when he was in human form. Hopefully the warlord doesn’t see through it.

🌺 — @not-e-the-naughty, a good twenty feet away

In Gunmar’s defense, most trolls that size are younglings, toddlers or children, just learning to hunt.

The ground will shake a bit as he drops to his forelimbs and brings his heavy head down in an invitation to spar or play.

“Of course I like you, I like all whelps!”

#{he doesn’t move closer but he doesn’t move away either} #convos #daylightisminetoconsume

[not-e-the-naughty]

send me 🍉 if you want to interact but aren't sure how.

or send 💡 if you want to interact and have an idea!

#askin things #{a lil awkward when it comes to figuring out how to start things but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯}

[not-e-the-naughty]

“Whoa, hold on, ya knocked him out? Man, this story is what I got ta hear. After ya talk ta him, care ta tell me ‘bout that experience? For blackmail purposes?”

"NotEnrique, I have it on good authority that you might be the one responsible for all of the socks that are missing in my household. Is this true?"

“Oh, Doc! While I do wanna take credit for somethin’ I haven’t done, I’ll tell ya that it ain’t true. Never been to ya house frequently, unlike me sis who goes ta see your son. Spoiler alert, they’re still datin’.”

“Now if ya really want a suspect, ask Big Boy Blue. I hear he’s been livin’ in your attic or somethin’.”

#{aaa sorry for this very late reply if you still wanted it!} #convos #barbaralake