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not-so-goodomens · 8 months
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Crowley (trying to flirt): You’re the cutest angel I know!
Aziraphale: ....
Aziraphale: You know other angels?
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not-so-goodomens · 8 months
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Crowley: What do you think is Aziraphale's type?
Nina: Well... tall, golden eyes, sarcastic, oblivious, red hair...
Crowley: Sounds just like me. Too bad we're just friends...
Nina: Did I mention oblivious?
Crowley: Yes, why?
Nina: Just making sure....
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not-so-goodomens · 8 months
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Aziraphale: I would like to let you know that Crowley and I are in a relationship.
Gabriel and Beelzebub: *gasp*
Nina and Maggie: *gasp*
Muriel: *gasp*
Crowley: *gasp*
Aziraphale: Crowley, why are you surprised?
Crowley: Sorry, I still can't believe it.
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not-so-goodomens · 9 months
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Crowley: I t-think I'm in love with Aziraphale....
Nina and Maggie: Congratulations! You're officially the last person to know!
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not-so-goodomens · 9 months
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neil gaiman: good omens is a love story!
the fandom: omg a love story 🥰
neil gaiman: *writes a plot line about miscommunication and how that leads to the main pair temporarily "breaking up", which is very much linked to the romance genre*
the fandom:
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not-so-goodomens · 9 months
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And when season 3 opens with Crowley in the Bentley driving way over the speed limit while "Livin' on my own" plays in the background then what
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not-so-goodomens · 9 months
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Crowley: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Aziraphale and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Aziraphale.
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not-so-goodomens · 9 months
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steal his look
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not-so-goodomens · 1 year
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Crowley: *dies*
Anathema: Countdown starts now! When do you think he's coming back? I say two months!
Adam: Nah, I say three hours.
Aziraphale, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CROWLEY JUST DIED!
Newt, scratching his head in thought: Six days.
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not-so-goodomens · 1 year
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Crowley: *dies*
Anathema: Countdown starts now! When do you think he's coming back? I say two months!
Adam: Nah, I say three hours.
Aziraphale, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CROWLEY JUST DIED!
Newt, scratching his head in thought: Six days.
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not-so-goodomens · 2 years
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Aziraphale: God must really hate us...
Crowley: Maybe she's homophobic?
Aziraphale: And so what? It's not like we're a couple
Crowley: We're not?
Anathema: You're not?
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not-so-goodomens · 2 years
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Crowley: If Satan doesn't show up out of nowhere to stop me, it can't be that bad.
Aziraphale: If the Ruler of Hell is approving this, it can't be that good either.
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not-so-goodomens · 2 years
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Anathema: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Aziraphale.
Crowley: [looking at Aziraphale across the room] I don't have feelings for him.
Anathema: Crowley, you are nowhere near my eyes.
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not-so-goodomens · 2 years
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Crowley: How do you think you're going to stop me?
Adam: I'll tell Aziraphale.
Crowley:
Crowley: You sick bastard.
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not-so-goodomens · 2 years
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Crowley: So, talk to me, how are we looking?
Aziraphale: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like, sure, we're trying but it's almost effortless.
Crowley: I'm talking about Armageddon, Angel.
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not-so-goodomens · 2 years
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Crowley, under his breath: I really want to kiss you.
Aziraphale: Did you say something?
Crowley, panicking: I said if you die I won't miss you.
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not-so-goodomens · 2 years
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Crowley: Someone is after me but I have no idea who could it be.
Aziraphale: Do you have any suspects?
Crowley: It could be anyone.
Aziraphale: I'm sure you can narrow that down, dear. It must be someone you've upset...
Crowley: ....
Aziraphale: Yeah you're right, it could be anyone.
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