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Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy

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Hey, Laz, I see one of the players there, I wonder if you can get a few questions in?

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he is fierce!!!!!!!!

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when u adopt one weird girl from the woods but that means adopting all of her weird-ass nerd friends

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“Y’all ain’t never grapefruited before?” -“No. But I’m listening”

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But mostly fear. Fear that my marriage was ending and that I would be alone. And I was terrified of that.

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I would watch the entire series remade

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Holy shit, someone’s doing a robocall campaign in Alabama which leaves the message:

“Hi, this is Bernie Bernstein [wonder why they chose that name], I’m a reporter for The Washington Post calling to find out if anyone at this address is a female between the ages of 54 to 57 years old willing to make damaging remarks about candidate Roy Moore for a reward of between $5,000 and $7,000 dollars. We will not be fully investigating these claims; however, we will make a written report. I can be reached by email at [fake email address], thank you.”

With the purpose of discrediting reporting on Moore’s pedophilia.

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oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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Medium rare for me.

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in all the craziness of last night’s ep, i think it’s important to note that the Sugarman storyline did in fact confirm that Jingle Jangle only hit the streets AFTER Clifford’s death. this is important because it means that the writers are not trying to pass bales of heroin off as Jingle fucking Jangle, for which i am eternally grateful.

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I love one (1) man

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I’m watching this on repeat tbh I’m shaking….

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