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doodles at 2 am

#tsc #the sunshine court #aftg #jean moreau #laila dermott #catalina alvarez #cat #renee walker

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nora's plot is like here are some made up people that i've made to suffer EVERY TRAUMA and the most grievous lack of autonomy i could think of. and their story starts from the WORST point in their lives where things have gotten so bad that their only two options are to literally kill themselves or to fight back, but at that point they are so succumbed to the perceived truth of their demises that they recklessly choose to do something that they never would have done before because they think they're going to die anyways. BUT THEN the rest of the book is about them processing their trauma instead of just stuffing it into a little box and learning about themselves and finding a group of people who love them and trusted mentors and doing something they love for the right reasons and learning that they can get to a place where they can love life because they have chosen to actually deal with their issues instead of just thinking that there's no point because they don't have a future and it not only makes them better people but it helps the people around them AND THEN SHE MADE THE BOOKS BE 99 cents.

i'm screaming i'm crying i'm asking nora to open the door and let me in i just want to talk

#the sunshine court #tsc #aftg #all for the game #jean moreau #jeremy knox #neil josten #andrew minyard #nora sakavic #kevin day

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i'm screaming i'm reading tsc and jean's just gotten to LA and every conversation between him and jeremy is just

jeremy: and here's a cool place to check out for food :)) we stop by here after practice :)))

jean: after practice? but when do you find time for evening prayers to your exy master?

jeremy: uh oh :(

#the sunshine court #tsc #aftg #all for the game #jean moreau #jeremy knox

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*newly released from the insane asylum*

svsss heathers AU

*tackled by orderlies and returned to the facility*

#svsss #danmei #heathers #bingqiu #i'm thinking uhhh heather chandler is shen jiu #i have no more thoughts because they've lobotomized me

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I just want you to know that I think about your one sentence summaries for TMA all the time. They're so silly and clever, they live rent-free in my brain. Thank you for your service!

thank you so much i'm so sorry part three is taking forever but i will post it eventually

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yes i loved nona's perspective in ntn but i would give ANYTHING to read about what the fuck gideon and ianthe were doing during those six months to wind up with them having MATCHING FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS and a SECRET HANDSHAKE. I just finished ntn and i'm not seeing anything about that gem of a scene where ianthe and gideon reunite it's the funniest thing ever i need art about it NOW

#gtn #ntn #htn #nona the ninth #alecto the ninth #gideon the ninth #ianthe #ianthe tridentarius #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus

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sasha here sasha there sasha everywhere

#tma #the magnus archives #tma fanart #tma art #tim stoker #jon sims #Martin blackwoods #sasha James #nikola orsinov #not sasha #art #drawing #sketch #style #artists on tumblr #podcast #gay podcasts #lgbt #the stranger

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PLEASE make a part 3 of your one sentence summaries of the magnus archives episodes!

I'LL DO IT FOR YOU BESTIE also I want to get at least 60ish eps per post so i'll make part 3 very soon perhaps in like a week

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i dare you to play my silly dating sim

guys i made an unhinged dating sim game for my friend but also you should play it and tell me you like it and if you like any of the characters

it's very short so go play it now. go. go now. go and play my silly game. go. go try it.

also before you ask yes of course my game is gay none of these character are cis or straight

#gay games #dating sim #indie games #funny #parody #clowncore #boba dating simulator #silly games #silly goofy mood #writeblr #queer creators #queer community #pride month #lgbt #steven universe #anime #anime art #undertale #support queer creators like me specifically #dream daddy #markiplier

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one sentence(ish) summaries of every magnus archive episode PART 2

(eps 61-110) thank u for the funny comments and tags on the last part i love u guys

the rest of these may take a while as i've caught up to where i am currently in the podcast but i will finish them like in a month i promise

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61. the thrilling sequel to man does not open coffin: man DOES open coffin.

62. surely this doctor can find an easier way to scam people out of money than putting them in a little book.

63. THE DARK ATE MY BROTHER IN LAW.

64. this is possibly the plot of laura croft tomb raider

65. mmm crumchy

66. what's the opposite of an unboxing video

67. as close to a coffeeshop au as you're going to get from this podcast

68. Doctors hate him! Man REFUSES to die from tuberculosis!

69. your college's psych department has the worst idea ever.

70. reverse death note

71. not even death will stop this woman from taking the british subway

72. man doesn't want to be low key racist in his last moments before getting eaten

73. police versus the second coming of dark jesus

74. lady is haunted by an ad for coffee

75. mike crew says "uh fuck it let's just put this guy on a skyscraper forever"

76. ryan from buzzfeed unsolved breaks into a train yard and suffers consequences

77. you're not a enough of a bitch to be my real mom

78. man gets harassed by his cousin and then exorcises him

79. you know that chase scene in scooby doo with the doors

80. stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

81. i have been personally victimized by the sequel to the hungry hungry caterpillar

82. pov: elias threatens to cancel you

83. mannequin takes matters into its own hands after people don't like its pitch for a new window display

84. a hoarder put newspaper on my friend's face :(

85. hey there's maybe a little man upon these stairs?

86. man gets got by a squiggly thing in the dark.

87. plumber is so oblivious to spooky happenings around him that it possibly saves his life.

88. guys i think this guy likes to dig

89. lesbian investment banker finds a new, less evil job: arson!

90. guy who turns people's bones starts a gym where he promises not to turn your bones! (he is lying)

91. i was stalked by lightning for 10 years and i all i got were these stupid scars

92. jonah magnus is a bad friend // another day another elias slay

93. ocd is no match for purple fuzz

94. let the bodies drop gently to the floor let the bodies drop gently to the floor

95. im so sorry my brain refuses to remember what the war ones were about but i think one guy got gently kissed on the forehead so that's pretty nice.

96. diversity wins! the not-quite-human delivery men who stole your identity and business are maybe gay?

97. man gets gaslighted by an entire town about a hole

98. 🎶mister sandman bring me a dream, actually don't, please stay far from me 🎶

99. another one bites the dust

100. archival assistants face off against the general public (they lose)

101. jon finally levels up high enough to unlock an eldritch horror's tragic backstory

102. LOCAL MAN MARRIES BUG

103. peppa eats a clown and they cover her in concrete instead of congratulating her.

104. pennywise stole my brother's skin

105. it's world war z baby

106. Something Big Is In Space.

107. man is interrogated about the time he saw thomas the train roasts people alive and also sans is there

108. actor is stalked by mask who liked his monologue so much that it tells its mask friends to come watch.

109. sometimes a family is just a serial killer's daughter and that guy who maybe killed some vampires

110. yeah man those spiders be eating

Part 1 |

#tma #i hope this convinces you to listen to tma #the magnus archives #sasha james #jon sims #podcasts #gay podcasts #elias bouchard #peter lukas #melanie king #gerard keay #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #funny #one sentence summaries #sillyposting #Youtube #queer

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one sentence summaries of every TMA episode

(1-60 i'll add more soon)

part 2 up!

world's most effective anti-smoking PSA

man DOES NOT open coffin. everyone claps.

woman is judgemental towards neighbor even though she has hobbies that are just as weird.

book makes multiple people fall off chair.

man finds bag of teeth and decides he absolutely needs to fuck around and find out.

worm sti.

there was a SCARY MAN in the WAR.

fuck this tree

well at least ted bundy was a great father :)

i'm like 55% sure vampires are real and i'm willing to take those odds

bitches be dying. you're next.

we kill this man because he made the soda too warm.

sorry ur husband's dead. maybe get some help.

Unbox with me ! (GONE WRONG)

hah i'm safe from this one because i have decided to Never Go Into a Cave Ever.

man is so annoying about this spider that even his cat can't be bothered

man's bully finds a book about a Bone Turner and subsequently begins turning people's bones.

this guy sucks at DIY home improvement

aw maybe this priest didn't do anything THAT bad!

oh fuck nevermind

THE SKY ATE MY SON.

the worms stole my identity. i haven't left the house in days.

man beats german children at game of bravery and wins a coin (he later loses this coin)

my ex boyfriend gets casted in the muppets and dies

sorry mom, i've abandoned jesus for a new religion : jesus in the dark.

tall squiggly and HANDsome

old man arm wrestles demon through door knob

the buzzfeed unsolved guys finally catch a ghost but it's their sound tech

immortality but at what cost

working at the big meat factory was so traumatizing it made me vegetarian

i go to america and get almost killed by a furry

well if you love that wasp nest so much why don't you MARRY it (and then she did)

antisocial boat crew bands together to exclude one guy from a midnight party. he dies from the rejection.

bone apple teeth

remember when that norwegian guy threw a tantrum about us not digging a hole? turns out we were right to not dig that hole.

babe come over my parents have taken ill and passed away

man fucks around and it costs him everything

HOMOPHOBIC CHINESE VASE

oh god oh fuck the worms are here

thank you for participating in worms! please rate your wormsperience from 1 to 10.

the wormsperience has left me deeply scarred. i'm going to get lost in a tunnel about it.

🎸music makes me loose control🎸

spooky stories to tell at the next police slumber party

child threatens to run away and join the circus one too many times, and now the circus has come to cash in.

these mosquitoes are mad sus

man frequents local barnes and noble and then dies(?) after liking a book too much.

realtor gets eaten by the backrooms twice. it's a terrible shame.

both me and this weird goth dude have an unsatisfying italy vacation

guy who turns people's bones gets a new job where he continues to turn people's bones.

man who should never be allowed to build prisons builds a prison.

Something Big Is In The Water.

what if u heard me about 15 feet behind you fumbling around and calling out ur name 😳 (and we were both prison guards)

i'm going to be honest i didn't retain anything from this episode except that this guy has the silliest old man voice ever

everybody hates the tax man, including these creepy taxidermy animals

hmmgh. ant house.

so turns out being only 55% sure that vampires are real in my career as a vampire hunter has had some consequences.

the only thing keeping you company in space is your abandonment issues

🎶 the snack that smiles back 🎶 (my husband!)

maybe the real treasure was the house siblings we encased in spider web along the way.

your dead brother wrote books about ancient myths and WHAT

Part 2

#i hope this convinces you to listen to tma #podcast #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #tma #jon sims #sasha james #podcasts #gay podcasts #tim stoker #elias bouchard #peter lukas

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bringing this back to add andrey from goncharov

Corruption arc this and villain arc that but what about

Character who is a regular person with their own set of hopes and dreams, who is whisked away into making one impulsive but seemingly innocent or even noble choice/decision that ends up being massively pivotal, leading to a series of cause and effect societal consequences and choices that spiral and tangle the character into something much bigger than themselves that ultimately causes them to become an accidental unwilling and bloody hero or a tragic and exhausted villain, the values and passions they started out with now faded into tired disillusionment.

Criteria:

1) Character can't start out with status/power/being the chosen one. The character doesn't start out like a main character at all.

2) The cause and effect events can't be fully self imposed. They should be almost unavoidable decisions caused by either systemic injustices or external factors.

i'm calling this the "Alice in the Spiderweb" character and i don't care if this is already an established thing

ya'll reblog with some examples but a good one is Ranboo from Dream Smp or Anbu from Vadachennai

#goncharov #character types #goncharov movie #andrey #katya

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*looking into the jail cell in which i locked my dsmp hyperfixation* : hey what's goin on in there

#i mean it what's going on #dsmp #dream smp #mcyt #tommyinnit #tubbo #wilbur soot #dream #georgenotfound

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here is my formal request for a film theory episode about puppet history

#puppet history #filmtheory #watcher #matpat #please #shane madej #ryan bergara

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let's rumble, girlfriend :)

#amphibia #amphibia spoilers #darcy #marcy wu #anne #sashannarcy #fan art #art #digital art #fanart

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let's rumble, girlfriend :)

#amphibia #darcy wu #darcy #fanart #fan art #amphibia fanart #marcy #marcy wu #corrupted marcy #the hardest thing #anne boonchuy #sasha waybright #the core #andrias leviathan #king andrias #cartoon #disney

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i just played the wizard maze uquiz and i loved that so much might fuck around and make a 100 question uquiz about a mystery mansion would anyone like that

ALSO IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THE WIZARD MAZE QUIZ DO IT NOW HERE'S THE LINK

#wizard maze #uquiz #meme #personality quiz