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It’s been a minute....also I made this
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i have faith j*ff b*z*s will kill himself accidentally from erotic asphyxiation in 2O2O… likes charge reblogs cast…
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Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far
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Therapist: The mice from Cats aren’t real they can’t hurt you
The mice from Cats:
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i love harry potter fanfiction. authors be expanding the universe, creating new spells and potions, theorizing over the magical cores and magic itself only to give harry and draco a proper reason to fuck
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taako and lup walking into davenports office for their joint interview knowing full well davenport’s been giving them detention for the last seven years theyve spent at the institute but also knowing theyre 1. top of their classes and 2. have high charisma/persuasion modifiers:
[i.d. blurry pictures of a man and a woman grinning and holding yellow sunglasses in front of their faces. end i.d.]
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thank you everybody
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JJ abrams: and then they hug.. you kno like friends do
oscar: i got it :)
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most straight actors: my character transcends sexuality, I've never considered their sexuality until this moment because i consider straight the default yes call me a gay icon
mark hamill and oscar isaac: my character could've had a boyfriend if the execs hadn't been little BITCHES about it
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Trump:
The House today:
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