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litmus test for tumblr olds

#im 90% this is still my tf2 spray

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#to the person im rbing from #jaboukie is that person who did all those things whn they were blue checked like shitposting as the fbi #this is p on brand for them and their humour so probs defo a joke ^^

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#the uwunabomber

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#ds1 merchant

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me when i get hit with a beam

#me when I get hit by chaos reach

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This is Truffles the cat, a stray found by a pediatric optometrist and now puts kids at ease that are nervous about getting glasses and totally makes them more at ease. 

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#IM GOING TO DIE #this is too cuuuuuute

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I asked for the BIT Meal at McDonald’s and the clerk asked if I meant BTS, but I said no, I meant what I said, the Black Iron Tarkus meal. Upon hearing this, all the people, including the cashier, clapped and cheered for me, and then the Iron Golem killed me in one wicked strike.

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Wonka: You STOLE Fizzy Lifting Drinks!!

Hannibal, drifting around on the ceiling: And if you are wrong, Will?

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Clearly, St. Joseph is an Air Friar.

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there are so many greek letters, many possibilities for inaccurate werewolf packs

#this is just what very online conservative dudes are like

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Bethesda npcs every time you try to enter a conversation with them:

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Tiktok is so fucking funny for no reason