Andrew looked after Anna vhile Erin und I vere out for die evening. Vhen ve returned zey vere dressed as cowboys und dancing to ein country hip-hop song. It ist ein catchy tune und now I have ein neu earvorm. “I’m going to take mein horse to die old town road...”
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Die next live vebcast ist 4 July. American viewers, zat ist your holiday. You are not vorking zat day. If mein understanding of time zones are correct die vebcast vill not interrupt die firevorks. In ozer vords, you have no excuse to miss die vebcast.
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I got ein sassy summer haircut yesterday.
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I only vanted zwei zings from Game of Thrones: Arya to live und 50 Euros from Alex for losing die bet. Die former vas delivered und Alex ist avoiding me.
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Andrew sent me einzoer “May the 4th be with you” text message. N.U., für der Ein Hundertstel time it ist 4. Mai!
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Get mein Arya her own kingdom! Schnell!
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Ja, ja, ja, it has been ein vhile since mein last diary entry, but I should write about vhat die fans und meinself have been anticipating for ein long time: Game of Thrones! But die final season has only six episodes! SIX! Und already die first two have only been build up for die zird episode. Zey cannot possible wrap up everyzing after die zird episode. I have many questions like vhat ist die true fate of Ellaria Sand? Vill die Iron Islands become peaceful traders? Can ve squeeze in one more scene viz Jaqen H'ghar, bitte? Also, Alex ist wrong! Brienne und Jaime love each ozer! She vill NOT fall in love viz Tormund! She better not because zen I owe Alex 50 euros.
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Florida Driver Finds Boa Constrictor in His Car Engine
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Roma should have von for best picture.
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“Chocolate fondue tonight!”
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“You are still ein rock star, “ I tell meinself as I borrow mein daughter’s unicorn blanket und vatch The Great British Bake Off.
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Who vants to play ein game of “Everybody be quiet und leave me alone vhile I take ein nap”?
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Vhile it ist cold here I am glad I do not live in Chicago right now.
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Lately I have been vaking up in cold sveats. Ist zis vhat 60 ist like or am I coming down viz somezing?
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After viewing meinself on die television on Saturday I realized I need to change mein daily exfoliation und moisturizer routine. Any suggestions? I know Nick does somezing but he ist not giving up his secrets.
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Mein Gott, I am having ein vonderful birzday. Mein presents vere perfect. Erin gave me ein pair of Farfalla slippers und ein joke gift: ein shirt zat reads “I’m bringing 60 back”. Anna vanted to get me Prosecco but she is under age. Instead she got me ein gift card for Balzac Coffee. Nick even sent me ein Amazon gift certificate for 60 euros in ein card viz die inscription “You did that to me you beautiful bastard. Thanks for the idea.” Later tonight ve dine out. I have not decided if ve should stick to die Italian zeme of mein gifts or sushi.
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Zought I vould try ein new me by adding creamer to mein coffee. Hazelnut. Ist gut. I vill try French Vanilla next.
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