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ooh yah i suppose i should porbably

DM here or discord, still tryna save up for a new tablet, etc etc idk

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*sees dbd season two teaser drop months after the last episode*

#death by dying season 2 #death by dying #death by dying podcast #obituary writer

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hello everyone

got some stuff in the works coming to y'all soon

we back on baby

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #dbd #death by dying pod #incorrect death by dying #not death by dying #ndbd

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the obituary writer, releasing the season 2 trailer

#death by dying season 2 #death by dying #death by dying podcast #walrus haiku #perfection #also yes im back

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On the note of reblogging from content creators…

I just don’t understand why people here have transitioned to preferring likes at all?? Like how could you just like… exist here and NOT want to fill your blog with things you love?? Like how do you see a post and think “WOW!!!!! This is so fantastic! I love it so much!!!!! …. I’mma give it a like tho because it’s cool but not worth spreading to other people.” Because THAT is the message you’re passing along to the creator when you like a post instead of reblog it. You’re basically telling the creator that their work isn’t worth sharing.

And as a content creator who pours my heart and soul into my creations, it fucking sucks.

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The misfortune of being assigned Gert by Orbiturary Writer… 😔

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O.W.: Truth or dare.

Charlotte: Truth.

O.W.: How many hours have you slept this week?

Charlotte: ...Dare.

O.W.: Go to sleep.

Charlotte: I don’t like this game.

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #dbd #death by dying pod #incorrect death by dying #dbd pod #not death by dying #audio drama #podcast #podcasts #self care is important charl

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Pastor Jeff: ...How did this happen?

Obituary Writer, upside down in a trashcan: How does anything happen? Move past it.

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #dbd #death by dying pod #incorrect death by dying #dbd pod #not death by dying #audio drama #podcast #podcasts #the less glamorous side of investigating #you’d be surprised what you can learn of people by what they throw away #not that id know lol

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Wyatt: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.

Bernard: “If”?

Gert: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #dbd #death by dying pod #incorrect death by dying #dbd pod #not death by dying #audio drama #podcast #podcasts

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Gert: I can explain.

O.W.: Can you?

Gert: If you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie.

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #dbd #death by dying pod #incorrect death by dying #dbd pod #not death by dying #audio drama #podcast #podcasts

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The Butcher: Okay, you’re driving and you see Leroy and Wyatt on the road. What do you hit?

Pastor Jeff: Oh, Leroy, definitely.

The Butcher: The brakes, Jeff. You hit the brakes.

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Charlotte: Why are you up at 3:30am?

O.W.: I drank 6 cups of coffee.

Charlotte: Why would you do that?!

O.W.: Today was done with me but I was not done with today.

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #dbd #death by dying pod #incorrect death by dying #dbd pod #not death by dying #audio drama #podcast #podcasts

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Angel of Life: I’ve killed more people than I can count.

Angel of Life: Because I’ve killed a lot of people.

Angel of Life: Not because I can’t count very high.

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #dbd #death by dying pod #incorrect death by dying #dbd pod #not death by dying #audio drama #podcast #podcasts #angel of life #angel of life dbd

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Bernard: I hate him.

Gert: Me too.

Bernard: You have no idea who I’m talking about.

Gert: Solidarity!

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #dbd #death by dying pod #incorrect death by dying #dbd pod #not death by dying #audio drama #podcast #podcasts #bernard #gert

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The Butcher: Careful, it’s dark here.

Pastor Jeff: Don’t worry, I got this.

Pastor Jeff: [stomps heelies]

Pastor Jeff: Damn it, I thought I was wearing my sketchers!

The Butcher: I’m glad it’s dark.

#death by dying #death by dying podcast #dbd #death by dying pod #incorrect death by dying #dbd pod #not death by dying #audio drama #podcast #podcasts #pastor jeff #the butcher

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Violet: It has been a long day, and I am very small and have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.

#whispers from the quarry #dbd #dbd pod #death by dying #death by dying pod #death by dying podcast #incorrect death by dying #not death by dying #audio drama #podcast #podcasts #whispers from the quarry dbd #violet dbd

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Charlotte: Ugh, I need to pee but I'm too lazy.

Lillian: Looks like urine trouble!

Charlotte:

Lillian: :)

Charlotte:

Charlotte: I'm leaving.

#dbd #dbd pod #death by dying #death by dying pod #death by dying podcast #incorrect death by dying #not death by dying #audio drama #podcast #podcasts