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shadowheart: how did you know i was a shar worshipper?

also shadowheart: prancing around the nautiloid and traipsing through faerun in an “i <3 shar” shirt

#baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart #bg3 shadowheart #bg3 shart #like… your armor had shar symbols on it. WE KNEW

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YES DO OVER DATE. LETS GO BUCK. YOU DESERVE THIS. YOU DESERVE THE WORLD MY BOY

#911 spoilers #bucktommy #evan buckley #buck buckley

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GODDAMMIT SHES STILL HERE? EDDIE NO. EDDIE HER ONE PERSONALITY TRAIT OTHER THAN “WAS A NUN” WAS “HAS MORE CHEMISTRY WITH HER BROTHER THAN YOU”. EDDIE PLEASE WHY DO YOU ONLY DATE BLANK SLATE WOMEN IM TIRED OF YOUR SHIT

#911 spoilers #eddie diaz #THE GIRL DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LAST NAME??? AND YOU TRIED TO MOVE IN WITH HER???

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i hope buck resolves his shit and gets a wonderful do over first date with whatever boy he likes at the end of the episode. he deserves a cute, sweet first queer experience. after everything else that he’s been through, he deserves at least one romantic relationship that is truly just… soft

#911 spoilers #evan buckley

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A NUN???? SHE WAS A NUN???? EDDIE. EDDIE YOU FOOL. YOU FUCKED A NUN.

#911 spoilers

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aww buck baby… nooo

#911 spoilers

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honestly being an actor in a batshit insane emergency for 911 must be so wild. like that guy in today’s episode (7x05) got paid to choke out oliver stark and grab ahold of ryan guzman’s whole dick and balls. the man got paid to do that. imagine you’re that actor and you clock out after a long day at the “118 emergency call”, and you go home to a nice home cooked meal with your partner and kids and they ask you how your day at work was. and you just have to answer, knowing that your job was to choke and grope two fully clothed grown men in front of a crowd of people and cameras. in a completely nonsexual context. you just got paid to do that. wild

#911 abc #oliver stark #ryan guzman

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the 118 a shift must be like a harbinger of doom for every other first responder in la. like… imagine you’re a firefighter, dealing with a normal building fire or whatever. and then someone informs you that dispatch is sending the 118 to help you out. now your standard building fire is about to become something far worse, because something batshit and horrendous and traumatic is about to happen in front of you, now that those five chucklefucks are on their way. everyone else in la must start panicking whenever they see the 118 truck coming. it is always Something with those people. and somehow they always come out alive. but there’s no guarantee for anyone else

#911 #911 abc #like… it almost looks like every other first responder in la has a normal job #and then there’s the Firehouse Five

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just discovered spotify’s ‘daylist’ playlists and the names are so funny. pls reblog and put your daylist name in the tags !!!

#masterpiece divorced Friday #no clue what that means #WHAT DO YOU MEAN DIVORCE???

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my mom saw me leap off my couch and shriek. then i immediately started bouncing up and down like “i knew it i knew it i knew it”. so safe to say she knows i was clowning.

but who cares about the clowning when WE WON

i fear what will become of me if bi buck happens this week. like i watch this show every week with my mom who does not have my level of 911 brainrot. i do not know what instinctual reaction i will have to my hidden clown shoes and wig becoming visible. i think i may perish on the spot (or just lift my car with my bare hands). either way, my mom will find out that i have been clowning and i am not emotionally or psychologically prepared for the fallout

#evan buck buckley #911 abc #911 spoilers #bisexual evan buckley

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WE DID IT BI BUCK WARRIORS! WE DID IT

#evan buckley #911 abc #911 spoilers

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oh buck sweetie… you can’t break your friend’s leg because you’re jealous and scared of being abandoned

#911 abc #911 spoilers

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buck baby you are gods strongest soldier, because if my best friend did me like that? oh i am immediately doing things so foul and horrendous that everyone within a three mile radius will need to attend extensive therapy for at least a year

#911 spoilers #911 abc

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MOOOOoooom Phineas and Ferb put Dannos in my dash!

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yeah i'd say this is pretty accurate

#dannypocalypse

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#dannypocalypse

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#dannypocalypse #danny phantom