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Another good boomer joke

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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#it looks like some kind of insect dug holes in it

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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

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It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

#they are always driving like absolute AHs too. every time an idiot in a car (trucks are another issue) flies up behind me lately its a tesla

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Breaking news: giant reptilian monsters spotted climbing all over Chicago landmarks!

This month's CHS Junior Herpers (a reptile club for kids that I run) was all about movie monsters. We talked about reptiles in the film industry and then I showed the kids how to use miniature sets and low angle photography to make their little friends look like giants. The ball python had a little trouble, but his owner was super pleased. CC the crested gecko was easily our best actor- he loved our bridge sets. The kids had a blast casting their creatures in a hypothetical movie.

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Me when my able-bodied friends walk too fast

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Spot on 😆

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"School districts that don’t respect transgender and nonbinary students’ pronouns or force them to use restrooms that don’t align with their gender identity could be committing federal civil rights violations beginning this fall.

Today, the U.S. Department of Education announced the issuance of a final rule under Title IX to protect people in public schools from sex-based discrimination and harassment. The announcement marks a significant update in federal efforts to combat sex discrimination in federally funded educational institutions. During a call with reporters, Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona emphasized the administration’s dedication to ensuring that Title IX effectively serves all students by providing safe, welcoming, and rights-respecting educational environments."

Read the full piece here

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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furious that i am not a playable character in this game

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hey I need to go to the store can you watch my coelacanth for me? thank

chief i would KILL for your coelacanth i prpomise i will keep them SO fsafe

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