notspidermaneither
Not Peter Parker
I was a boy in NYC doing alright,
Then I became a Avenger overnight,
Now I gotta figure out how to do it right,
So much to learn and see,
Up in the compound with my new family,
In a school that's just for PTSD,
A whole enchanted world is waiting for me !
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Peter: "your trauma made you stronger"
Peter: It absolutely did not. It did make me funnier though
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Ultron: I want to change the world
Tony: for the better?
Ultron:
Tony: Ultron?
Tony: Answer me Ultron
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Thor: You saved us, Val! I owe you my life.
Valkyrie: No, thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed.
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Thor: People said you always look so unapproachable
Loki: and yet, here you are
#Thor Odinson#Loki Laufeyson#thor ragnarok#thor love and thunder#avengers endgame#incorrect marvel quotes
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Tony: *unbuttons shirt* Gosh it's hot in here.
Steve: Yes it is, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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Bucky: I am darkness!
Bucky: I am the night!
Bucky: I am -
Sam: A semi-stable 100 year old man?
Bucky:
Bucky: irrelevant
#incorrect marvel quotes#sam wilson#sam and bucky#Bucky Barnes#falcon and the winter soldier#falcon#Winter Soldier#avengers endgame#a semi-stable 100 year old man#stony#stucky#sambucky
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Tony: Just the other day someone asked me who the most beautiful person in the world was. Do you know what I said?
Steve: What did you say?
Tony: I said-
*Clint falls from the air vents*
Tony: Clint?
Steve: Clint?!
#stony#Steve Rogers#tony stark#clint barton#incorrect marvel quotes#The Avengers#Avengers infinity war#avengers endgame#marvel
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Thor: We have fun, don't we Loki?
Loki: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Peter to Thanos: Somewhere out there, there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe.
Peter: I think you owe it an apology.
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[At Disneyland, on the spinning teacup ride]
T'Challa, Thor, and Okoye: [spinning calmly while having a conversation]
Bucky, Sam, and Valkyrie: [spinning slightly faster while having a heated argument]
Shuri, Peter, and Loki: [flying past them, spinning faster than the speed of light, screaming at the top of their lungs]
#incorrect marvel quotes#T'Challa#thor#okoye#Bucky Barnes#sam wilson#valkyrie#shuri udaku#peter parker#loki#avengers#Avengers infinity war#avengers endgame
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Bucky: [dressed in black, earbuds in, frowning]
Scott: wow what’s he listening to why is he so mad
Bucky’s earbuds: surface — sunday best, full volume
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Tony: Don't make this difficult for yourself, Steve.
Steve, getting ready to fight all the villains at the same time: Difficult for myself? I was born difficult for myself.
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Tony: I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realise’
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Bucky: Initiate Phase 2.
Peter: I forgot what Phase 2 is, but I'll assume we just run in like we discussed.
Bucky: Affirmative.
Peter: I'll assume that means "yes".
Bucky: Roger.
Peter: My name's Peter.
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Steve: Why is Sam screaming in his room?
Scott: he took one of those “which Avenger are you” quizzes.
Steve: Oh, who did he get?
Bucky: Me.
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Loki: I prevented a murder today.
Frigga: Really? That's amazing! How did you manage that?
Loki, looking at Thor: Self control.
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villain: But why?! Why would you save Falcon? You don't even like him!
Bucky, dragging Sam to safety: OHANA, LOSER
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