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@novaxluna Started Following You
“I-I’m not scared!”
“Good, because it’s not too scary. I’ll lift you up, and then you can grab it. I promise I won’t drop you.” It’d seem like the little girl had lost her ribbon and it got caught in a branch a little higher than Tsu could reach.
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random drama sentence starters
“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?”
“Don’t think I forgot about what you did last time.”
“I know you lied to me.”
“I’m not even sorry.”
“You backstabber!”
“I never want to see you again.”
“You never mattered to me.”
“I knew this was a bad idea.”
“Rot in hell.”
“It was supposed to be a secret!”
“No one loves me.”
“He/she/they is/are so petty…”
“You made me cry.”
“I don’t know who you are anymore.”
“How DARE you?!”
“I know you’re not talking to me…”
“I SAW you with him/her/them!”
“Just leave me alone.”
“What did you do?!”
“I told everyone that I didn’t want to talk but I’m actually dying for attention.”
“Just admit that was extra…”
“I forgive, but I don’t forget.”
“[text read thirty minutes ago]”
“Did you see what he/she/they was/were wearing?”
“So what if I had sex with your ex?”
“There’s something I have to tell you…”
“I can’t do this anymore.”
“You weren’t there for me when I needed you the most.”
“I never loved you.”
“It’s too late.”
“Quit ignoring me.”
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Misc Sentence Starters
Change as you see fit.
“And then everybody on the bus clapped.”
“Clearly, you’re not from America.”
“Crime’s illegal, fucko.”
“Damn, girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up.”
“Ding dong, your opinion is wrong.”
“Don’t ever text me again or I’ll call the cops.”
“Freeze, bitch. I’m gonna steal your heart.”
“Friends are like snowflakes: when you pee on them, they disappear.”
“Fuck, I’m spooky.”
“God has abandoned us.”
“I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”
“I’m a fucking goddess.”
“I’m being gay with you. Homo intended, dammit.”
“I’m here to fuck your day up.”
“I’m not worried about your side chicks. I know I’m better.”
“I am fire. I am death. I am fabulous.”
“I am God’s mistake.”
“I am so tired. I am so tired all the time.”
“I can answer that for money.”
“I don’t give a fuck that I drink too much booze.”
“I don’t want a solution, I want to be mad.”
“I have 6+ people on read, but that’s not gonna stop me from complaining about how lonely I am and how nobody ever texts me.”
“I have a belt and I’m not afraid to hang myself.”
“I have an unhealthy internet obsession and I hide behind multiple layers of ironic humor to mask the fact that I have crippling depression.”
“I miss you even when I’m not horny.”
“I saw four guys beating up a kid, so I went over there to help. He had no chance against the five of us.”
“It’s called fashion, look it up.”
“It’s time for school. Get the fuck up.”
“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”
“Life is like a box of chocolate: it won’t last long because I’m fat.”
“Maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn’t be so tired.”
“My niece is currently asleep on her head. Do I call the parents or the exorcist?”
“My only side chicks are your multiple personalities.”
“Please clean up the wreckage of your presence."
"Poetry was not meant to be used like this.”
“Should we get a drink at home or in public tonight?”
“The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical.”
“There’s nothing stronger than love, except a M32 rotary grenade launcher. Because fuck you and everyone near you.”
“This is the first time in my life I’ve been above average at anything.”
“Wait until God hears about this.”
“Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.”
“What the fuck am I seeing?”
“Why am I so stressed when nothing is wrong?”
“Why would you stab a person when you can have toast?”
“Y'all motherfuckers need Satan.”
“You better start loving yourself right now and realize what an amazing human being you are.”
“You can’t cute your way out of this, you little shit.”
“You can look at my homework, but don’t copy it word for word.”
“You dress how you wanna when nobody can kick your ass.”
“You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about.”
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//So i’m going to be down in Orlando until march 3rd, so I won’t really be online much for the next 2 weeks. I’ll pretty much only be on discord, so if you have my discord feel free to talk to me there tbh.
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“I have one place in mind, actually. It’s a restaurant in Jubilife that’s in a big building, near the top floor. There’s big windows all around, so you can look out and see most of the city. It’s better at night, obviously. It’s a really nice place.” And it was also really expensive. “I’ll pay though, so don’t worry about it.”
“I think I might know what you’re talking about.” Of course, they’d never actually stepped foot in their, nor had the thought even crossed their mind. The place wasn’t even remotely in their price range. They still felt kind of bad whenever Giratina had to pay for things for them, but they weren’t going to argue this time. “Alright, thank you, Gira. What time do you think we should go and how late does it stay open?”
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“Oh, that’s right.” Most people didn’t feel like cooking on Valentine’s Day, and dates were a much better option. She forgot all about it. “I should’ve made one of those… reservations, or whatever.” Except she didn’t exactly know how. “Well, even if it will be busy, I don’t mind. It’ll be worth it.”
“Yeah, maybe, but it’ll be fine. Do you have any place specific in mind?” Otherwise they’d just look up what some good restaurants were and they could go from there. “I don’t mind if it’s busy so long as the service is still decent.”
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“That’s understandable. I’m glad you still managed to get one, though.” She’d have to go and put it in a vase soon. “I wouldn’t mind going out if you wanted to. Valentine’s Day is tolerable.” More tolerable than most holidays, to her. “I was thinking we could go to dinner somewhere really nice, unless you had something else you wanted to do.”
“Alright, that’s good to hear.” Because they really did want to go out and do something that day. “I didn’t really have anything specific in mind, but dinner sounds nice. Just note that any place we end up going is most likely going to be fairly busy.” Because that’s just how things were on Valentines day.
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Cont from here @pervorsitas
A small smile crossed Tsu’s face at that. “I would have gotten you more, but it looks like they’re really in demand right now.” They probably would later, but for now the one would be enough. “Say, do you wanna go out and do anything for Valentines? I know you’re not usually too big on most holidays, but y’know.”
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