novinhut

[novinhut]

imagine reading a book with the name of all the guys that ever had a crush on you

[novinhut]

That's what you get for ripping the skin off a banana and insulting it.

I cant stop laughing

[novinhut]

[novinhut]

What Cis People Say To Trans People Vs. What We Hear

By Meredith Talusan and Rory Midhani

TRANSlator 3000: Amazing technology translates cissexist BS!

“Oh you’re trans but you look so good!” “Trans people are ugly.”

“I’ve never met a trans person before.” “I assume I can identify any trans person.”

“I would date a trans person.” “Trans people are usually undateable so I deserve a prize.” 

“You look just like a real woman.” “Trans women aren’t really women.”

“I’m glad you’re being honest with me about being trans.” “Trans people who don’t tell me they’re trans are deceivers and liars.”

“I loooooove trans people!” “I fetishize trans people.”

“It’s so hard to switch pronouns.” “Trans people are an inconvenience to me.”

“I don’t have a problem with trans people.” “I have a problem with trans people.” 

[novinhut]

You might wanna apply cold water to that bern.

[novinhut]

Date: hey let's slow dance

Me: does the Macarena at 1/4 speed

[novinhut]

Australia.

[novinhut]

what was it like having sex with a guy?

Painful

[novinhut]

[novinhut]

[novinhut]

She's singing in front of a shower and she just looks so casually amazing at it

Work (Rihanna) , Hold Yuh (Gyptian) & a little of Wus Good (PND) @AqyilaD

[novinhut]

[novinhut]

shoutout to all the kids who

- grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened

- are so bright but just cant focus academically

- are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont understand

- are too shy to ask for help and go without it and therefore dont reach the potential they know they have

- are brilliant in class but underperform in exams

- have to pretend that they dont care about their grades because they constantly underperform and dont want to look stupid

[novinhut]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[novinhut]

Aliens.

[novinhut]

Are you a fan of scissoring?

I love arts n crafts

[novinhut]

rihanna: abdasdbsadbjf weed nah nah nah sjdbfsbd cxcbxbvcxnv guh ner ner ner la da da

me: