me throwing out my back for the third time this month
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“The first edition of the Japanese TV show GameCenter CX devoted an entire section to Takeshi’s Challenge. As part of the feature, presenter Shinya Arino not only tried to find out more about the game, but also took on the unenviable task of playing the game to completion. Ominously, Arino was told by a representative at Taito that of those who made Takeshi’s Challenge, “Very few had survived” and had “gradually disappeared”. At Oota Publications, an editor revealed that the writer of the erroneous strategy guide had died – “That was how hopeless it seemed,” he said, enigmatically.”
The more I learn about this game the better it gets, quite frankly
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You tell that sonuvabitch, Lo!
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Divine ridiculousness from Emanuelle Taglietti.
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"I maintain that the worst accent in the world is the Cranston accent. People talk about the Boston accent, but I was once driving late at night, I was heading to a wedding -- and this is a couple of years into my talk show -- and I stopped in Cranston, Rhode Island to refill my car with gas. And this woman who was wearing all acid-wash stepped out of her car -- and I was wearing a hat -- and I could tell she recognized me. She pointed at me and says, "Yeahhhh I SPAWTED ya!" And I'm like oh my God, to be discovered and found out and accused by a pirate at 2:00 in the morning!"
Conan O’Brien
Speaking as a Bostonian dating a Cranstonite, I’m pretty sure we’re only together because no one else can tolerate the sound of our voices. :/
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From Merrimack Valley Gothic.
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Dystopian daydreams from Deranged Tales #3
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Reinstating the tumblr, possibly against my better judgement. Here goes.
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