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It’s also a reference to Infinite Crisis where Batman made Brother Eye a giant saga lite that spied on the entire world and captured people’s bodies to use them as OMAC soldiers and when Ted Kord told Batman that this was a bad idea and someone was using the Evil Fascist Satellite for evil Batman said “piss off you paranoid C Lister” and the Max Lord who was using the Evil Fascist Satelite for evil shot Ted Kord in the ducking head

George Lopez: Batman's a fascist

Everybody with common sense: Ha, that's funny. See often times Batman oversteps his boundaries in order to protect Gotham City. Just look at The Dark Knight trilogy and how they explored that criticiz....

"Anti-Woke" Youtubers:

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DC has been working on moving him to his own fictional city. Which he deserves, honestly. I think Palmera is still in Texas any way just maybe on the gulf coast

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I much prefer it to sound like a distorted version of his own voice

gotta say, I’m really disappointed that the scarab in the Blue Beetle movie sounds like an alien Siri. Where’s the homicidal alien scarab we know and love

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My friend and I had a conversation after “The Slap” about what you can and can’t forgive celebrities for. And while it sounds super Parasocial he suggested judging it based off of how you would respond if you found out a friend did that.

My buddy Joe slapped a comedian for insulting his wife? I can still be friends with him. Things happen.

My friend Bill grabbed a woman by the throat, started a cult, and disappeared with a teenager? Bill ain’t my friend anymore! What the fuck?!

Serena Williams' father, Richard, defends Will Smith over Oscars slap and says he doesn't feel sorry for Chris Rock: 'It's time for everyone to forgive Will Smith'

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Yes exactly why hirer movers when your friends will gladly help you for the promise of Beer, Pizza, and fun stories.

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I would like to add that the way they made the unpopular trope of divorced (though I think they were more likely separated) parents getting back together ACTUALLY WORK. Like it is obvious they care about each other but Jason’s shitty family and his reliance on them have driven them apart but through out the movie Jason’s actions are all about fixing what he fucked up. He doesn’t do it WELL but it gives you a lot of reason to buy into their reconciliation

(Spoiler Free) Reasons Why "Violent Night" DESERVES to be the Breakout Blockbuster Hit of the Holidays

I haven't laughed that fucking hard or consistently through a movie in my fucking life. My throat and chest are both actively hurting right now from all the yell-laughing and the breathless wheezing I was reduced to by the midway point.

I knew it would be entertaining, but I was in no way shape or form prepared for it to be that good.

Seriously this movie was a technical masterpiece. Every single actor brought their A game. Every scrap of script was perfectly tailored to each character. The corniest lines imaginable on paper delivered with such conviction they immediately get launched into the stratosphere of Coolest Thing That Could Possibly Have Been Said In That Moment. The way Alex Hassell (Jason) did literally every facial expression he makes throughout the entire movie? But specifically how he looks at Alexis Louder (Linda) from behind the [SPOILER] when she's [SPOILER]? Effervescent. The COSTUMING???? The details in Santa's Coat ALONE I will be obsessing over for the next three months.

On a more technical side, the LIGHTING! Perfectly able to see everything even in dark rooms/scenes! The SETS? Full environments completely utilized! A masterclass in Chekov's Gun! Every single set-up had a payoff, and every single payoff had a setup.

And PRACTICAL EFFECTS!!! HHGNGDNWHNG some of the BEST blood work I've ever seen! And the prosthetics! Like, I know gory stuff hasn't been hit as hard by the Replaced With CGI curse as other genres but still it was so fucking refreshing and well done.

And the way the gore slowly ramped up!!! The gore and violence starts off a little light (comparatively) and just sloooowly and steeeaadily ramps up and up and up until it peaks PERFECTLY at the climactic moment! And the individual scenes themselves were crisp, perfectly timed, not unnecessariliy drawn out of lingered on for shock value - in fact, more often, they were kept short and quick to emphasize how fast these fights were moving, realistic and delightful little BURSTS of grotesquery and then already carrying you away to the NEXT swing and spray of blood! It kept the violence constantly fresh and fascinating, building not only momentum but the audience's tolerance/expectations to the cresting point.

Seriously I got so fucking worked up by how good and funny and action packed it was that I had to take off my fucking sweater and NOT (just) because of the shirtless Santa scene they put in there just for me.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUDDY holy FUCK. That scene. Th. The bloodiness and th. The [SPOILER] and the [SPOILER] and the girth. The thickness. The titties and the stomach and the little bit of overhang and the [SPOILER]. HOOOOOOO santa treated us GOOD tonight boys holy FUCK david harbour bless you bless you bless you bl-

-ahem- sorry anyways uhhhhhhh where was i...

I think that was pretty much it, without getting into blatant spoilery stuff. So. Fuckin uhhhhh watch this movie.

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Violent Night (2022)

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Violent Night is what happens if you take Die Hard, mix in equal parts Home Alone, crank it right up to John Wick, and then, just for good measure, run it through a Hallmark filter.

It's a legitimately good Christmas Movie, full stop.

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Honestly Archive.org should be publicly funded and if you right off a show for taxes you should have to upload to Archive for anyone to watch.

If you buy art and want a tax right off you can’t just destroy it you have to donate it.

HBO Max: so basically we're going to erase most of our shows as a tax dodge in a week and you can't stop us

A Youtuber who makes two hour long & strangely ominous video essays about Lost Media: it'll all be on Archive dot org by the end of the week you son of a bitch. Also the forbidden original pilot of Caillou and the French dub of the long sought after August 27th, 2001 Spongebob bumpers

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No, Santa. I want your cummies.

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Marry Santa, Fuck Red Guardian, Kill Hopper

FMK (David Harbour Edition)

Fuck, Marry, Kill

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I very nearly cried when he was talking to the girl about all the gifts he’s given her and why.

She felt alone so he gave her Mr. Bunny to be her best friend.

She had a dream she could fly so he gave her a kite.

She needed someone to save her and he needed someone to believe in him and it was so good

Violent Night is minor miracle of a film as it somehow manages to be a vulgar, gory homage to late 80s/early 90s action movies AND a genuinely heart-warming Christmas movie. I think David Harbour genuinely deserves an award for his performance.

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No it was definitely in there

WHY DID THEY TAKE OUT THE "ITS TIME FOR SOME SEASON'S BEATINGS" LINE FROM VIOLENT NIGHT????

WHY????? THAT WAS THE BEST LINE. I WAS READY TO SCREAM WHEN I HEARD IT IN THEATERS.

IT WAS AWESOME BUT THAT LINE. WHERE IS THE LINE???