nutterbuttermother

[nutterbuttermother]

Sukuna: I hate you so much I could actually kill you

YN: omg are we about to kiss

#jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna x reader #sukuna #sukuna ryomen #ryoumen sukuna #ryomen sukuna #ryoumen sukuna x reader

[nutterbuttermother]

Gojo: sorry you missed your beauty sleep

Gojo: I know you could use it

YN, tearing up: I’m just trying to eat my cereal

#didn’t even play with fire #still got burned #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x reader #gojo #gojo satoru #gojo satoru x reader #jjk gojo #gojo x you

[nutterbuttermother]

YN: blink if you love me

Sukuna:

YN:

Sukuna: stop blowing in my face

YN: BLINK DAMMIT

#yes I am alive where is my applause #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna x reader #ryoumen sukuna x reader #ryoumen sukuna #sukuna #ryomen sukuna

[nutterbuttermother]

YN: MEGUMI GO ON A DATE WITH ME

Megumi: ok

YN: …

Megumi: …so did you like wanna go anywhere specific

YN:…

Megumi: …YN?

YN: sorry I didn’t think I’d get this far

Megumi: so what was your plan?

YN: getting rejected

Megumi:

YN: then running

#got actual writing in the works cut me sum slack #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #megumi x reader #megumi fushiguro x reader #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #fushiguro megumi x reader

[nutterbuttermother]

YN: i think i’m in love with you

Gojo: cup pong

YN:

Gojo:

YN: did you just say cup pong

#YES he fucking WOULD say that gtFo #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x reader #gojo #gojo satoru #satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #satoru gojo #jjk gojo

[nutterbuttermother]

Yuuji: what about Gojo?

YN: eh

Yuuji: what about Gojo with the shit beaten out of him?

YN: oh stop I’m blushing

#inspired by the absolute need to see hot men with the shit beat out of them #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x reader #gojo #gojo satoru #gojo satoru x reader #satoru x reader

[nutterbuttermother]

Yuuji: I don’t really get you two together

YN: aw but he’s so sweet!

Megumi: wait wait wait

Megumi: you think I’m a nice person?

Megumi: me?

YN: …yes?

Yuuji: see I knew something was off

#jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro megumi x reader #megumi x reader #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro x reader #itadori yuuji

[nutterbuttermother]

YN: would you believe me if I told you-

Megumi: no

YN: but what if-

Megumi: no

YN: I-

Megumi: no

YN: oh my God I told you everyone hated your hair ONE FUCKING TIME

#jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #megumi x reader #fushiguro megumi x reader #megumi fushiguro #megumi fushiguro x reader #fushiguro megumi

[nutterbuttermother]

Megumi: today yn told me I should stop getting myself so involved in her life

Megumi: so I didn’t tell her there was a spider on her shoulder

Megumi: I wonder if she’s found it yet

YN, from the other room: THERE’S A FUCKING WHAT

Megumi: another lesson learned

#it’s a game of spite and it has two losers #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #megumi x reader #fushiguro megumi x reader #megumi #megumi fushiguro x reader #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi

[nutterbuttermother]

Sukuna: yn and I are so in tune with each other now after the marriage. We even finish each other’s-

YN: sentences

Sukuna: don’t interrupt me

#HEY HEY THIS QUOTE WAS NOT MY IDEA #ID MAKE A WORKS CITED PAGE BUT I FORGOR WHO IT WAS #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #sukuna x reader #ryoumen sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna #sukuna ryomen #ryoumen sukuna

[nutterbuttermother]

Sukuna: some days I want to tell her she’s the person I want to murder the least

Sukuna: but I feel like she might blow it out of proportion

YN: I LOVE YOU TOO

Sukuna: see she just takes that shit and runs with it

#not sure if simpings in his dictionary but I feel like he gets close #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #sukuna x reader #ryoumen sukuna x reader #ryoumen sukuna #ryomen sukuna

[nutterbuttermother]

YN: I can fix him

Nobara: he’s literally a murderer

YN: no, I can-

Nobara: he’s the leader of all demons

YN: I can do it

Nobara: HE EATS FINGERS YN

YN:…

YN: I can fix him I swear

#*falls in love with a literal trash bag of a being* #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna x reader #sukuna #ryoumen sukuna x reader #sukuna ryomen #nobara kugisaki #nobara

[nutterbuttermother]

YN: some days I think I can’t live without you

YN: and then others…

Sukuna: I’m still not getting a tongue piercing

YN: this relationship goes TWO WAYS sir

#a relationship is about making compromises #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna ryomen #sukuna x reader #ryoumen sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna #sukuna #ryoumen sukuna

[nutterbuttermother]

Gojo: would you love me if I was a worm

YN: I would take you fishing

Gojo: aw that’s-

Gojo: wait

YN:…

Gojo:…

#just let it steep a lil bit #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x reader #gojo #gojo satoru #gojo satoru x reader #satoru gojo x reader #jjk gojo

[nutterbuttermother]

YN: you can’t leave

Gojo: really? What can you do to stop me?

YN: I’ll sit on you

Gojo: …

YN: …

Gojo: is that an option

#jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo x reader #gojo #gojo satoru #gojo satoru x reader #jjk gojo #satoru gojo #satoru gojo x reader

[nutterbuttermother]

Sukuna: are you flirting with me

YN: I’m trying

YN: I have no idea what I’m doing

#jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #sukuna x reader #ryoumen sukuna x reader #ryoumen sukuna #sukuna ryomen #ryomen sukuna

[nutterbuttermother]

Sukuna: you can’t defeat me

Megumi: you’re a monster, we will stop you

YN: yeah, oh yeah totally let’s get him

YN, to Sukuna: *whispers* it’s a joke pls don’t kill me ur hot

#jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna x reader #ryoumen sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna #ryoumen sukuna #sukuna #megumi fushiguro