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dear writers who are slower/take more time with their writing or writers who are on hiatus or writers who are trying to find their voice again, i see you and i love you and you are valid

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Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

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what's a guy gotta do to have a cathartic swordfight around here

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when i take a uquiz and stop halfway through because it sucks ass i feel like a medieval king ordering a jester executed bc he didnt amuse him enough

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Do you still take requests? and are they still open? 🫤. My name is Lisa, and I so wanted to make a request to you!!

hii lisa! yes, i still take requests. feel free to send as much as you want of them in my asks!!

you can check on my masterlist which fandoms i write for!!

#writing prompt #request #open requests #twilight imagines #outlander masterlist #vikings masterlist #ragnarok masterlist #peaky blinders headcanon #harry potter masterlist #anne with an e imagine #the godfather masterlist

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AGING WITH MODERN!LUCA CHANGRETTA

since i love him so much, i was daydreaming about luca as an old man...

warnings: luca changretta

pairing: modern!luca changretta x afab!reader

requested by: none

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as soon as you got married, luca made it clear he wanted kids, and a lot of them

it was his biggest joy to come home and see the house crowded with his children

and he would always, ALWAYS, ask them for a welcome hug

luca was always a very affective father. no matter how grownup his children were, he would always be very lovely with each of them

and very understanding too.

if you had daughters, they would always come to luca to cry about their boyfriends. he would listen patiently and give them his bests advices, cheering them up

“i don’t want to see you crying for him, ok?” “you’re everything for me, don’t let a boy dict your value”

luca would bring every so often small gifts for you. he would keep it hidden on his briefcase until it’s your bedtime.

and your smile would make everything worth it for him.

luca always kept his business out of the house, and he would left the business for his nephews and cousins. he didn’t want this future for your kids.

luca was very emotional when the first kid went to college. he mourned for a long time.

of course, your child wouldn’t step into the college if luca hadn’t pay for them a nice apartment downtown, give them an adorable car and paid most of the college’s fees.

something you always admired in luca was how devoted he was on his family. he genuinely wanted every of his children to succeed and have a good future. that was the reason he worked so much.

when the youngest kid moved out, luca was devastated. he would go to their bedroom and stare at the plushies for minutes, even hours, and he would be so disturbed by the silence in your house.

shortly after, he got “retired”, because he would now spend more time at home.

you were used to have children around you all the time, but having luca around was the same as having a baby.

not because he wanted attention, but because he would make a mess wherever he passed by. leaving a track of chaos and frustration.

it started when he wanted to build a birdhouse for the garden. luca decided he would make it in his mahogany desk.

you could hear him cursing in italian under his breath. he gave up on this project a few days after beginning it.

after the birdhouse fiasco, he decided your garden was needing a small pond.

luca was really excited about it. and it really went well.

he placed the rocks around the pond, make a little fountain to keep the water running and bought ornamental fishes to put in it.

you gladly did the decor, putting flowers around and a few crystals.

after lunch, luca would place a chair in your patio and would watch birds coming to the pond to drink the water and bath. he would sit there and look at his creation proudly.

he walked each of his daughters to the aisle with a big and proud smile, followed with teary eyes, with tears of joy.

when your first grandchild was born, luca was over the stars.

during your daughter/daughter-in-law’s pregnancy, luca was around them all the time. he would provide them anything they needed.

during the labor, luca was the first one to arrive in the hospital.

he would be the type of granddad to spoil the kid when the parents aren’t looking. like giving them a candy before lunch, or when they would spent the night at your house, luca would let them watch tv until late night.

he taught italian to his grandkids as they were growing up. at some time, he would stop speaking english at all around them, just to stimulate their italian.

luca absolutely ADORED it when you had family gatherings and when the whole family would be together for a holiday. it was his favorite parts of the year.

when you got more older, luca bought a beach house in another state. you’d spent part of the year in the beach house, just enjoying each other company, retelling stories and gossiping about people you know.

as older as he’s got, luca would be meaner while gossiping. he would slay people with his words, and that would got you laughing endlessly.

all luca wished was granted.

he’d pass away first. it would be peacefully, with his family around his bed, and you holding his hands. he would say a few things before, like how proud he was of his family, how much he loved each of you and how everything was worth it.

after his passing, the family kept together. everyone very close, just like how he wanted. your kids were well raised.

#luca changretta blurb #luca changretta #luca changretta dialogue #luca changretta headcanon #luca changretta imagine #luca changretta x reader #luca changretta x y/n #luca changretta x you #modern!luca changretta #peaky blinders imagine #adrien brody #peaky blinders #peaky blinders masterlist #peaky fookin blinders

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Achilles: rearrange my guts daddy

Patroclus: why isn’t he under anesthesia?

Chiron: *exasperated* he’s under *so* much anesthesia

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agamemnon: so what are your powers?

ajax: i'm super strong

odysseus: i was blessed by athena with wisdom

achilles: i have super human speed

patroclus: i can control achilles

agamemnon: that's not really-

odysseus: no, trust us. he's our strongest member.

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D.W. Winnicott

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Helen Oyeyemi, from “White Is for Witching”  

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*starts beatboxing out of nowhere*

¿donde esta la biblioteca? where is the library?

me llamo t-bone la araña discoteca my name is t-bone the disco spider

discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca disco, doll, the library

es en bigote grande, perro, manteca is in big mustache, dog, lard.

manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño lard, mustache, huge, little

cabeza es nueve, cerveza es bueno head is ice cream, beer is good

buenos, dias, me gustas papas frías good, morning, i like cold potatoes

bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz! the goat's mustache is Cameron Diaz!

yea, boi. boi. whatt. it's 2009.

word.

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I found this on r/prequelmemes

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nobody:

Achilles immediately after seeing Patroclus' dead body:

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life is crazy im losing the idgaf war

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anyway i think we all know who the true best character in Goncharov (1973) is