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Barbatos: I can make you fall in love with me in three steps.
MC: Oh?
Barbatos: *holds their hand, kissed it, and whispers* I'm size 9.
MC: ...
Barbatos: *smiles teasingly at them*
MC: *clears throat* Good one. I'm speechless.
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Mammon: I can't just simply take it off.
Photographer: *sighing* Come on,Mammon. We're over fighting with you. Just take it off.
Mc: We can do it fast and painless, like ripping off a band aid.
Mammon: *staring into the distance with a far away look in his eyes*
Photographer: Listen-
Mammon: Okay, okay. I'll do it.
Mc: *puts a comforting hand on his shoulder* Okay, on three. One, two-
Mammon: *wincing* I can't do this.
Photographer: *losing his chill* For fucks sake, Mammon, just take the fucking engagement ring off. You can put it back on afterwards. Mc won't divorce you if you do!!
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MC: Do you know that men who have deeper voice have a high sexual drive and can produce healthy children?
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: What? Are you being suggestive right now?
MC: Pft. Does the shoe fit?
Lucifer: *loosens his necktie* Let's see. How many healthy children do you like me to give you?
MC: I'm good with four.
Lucifer: Four, huh?
MC: I'm just kidding—
Lucifer: *throws them to the bed*
MC: Hey!
Lucifer: We need to get working if you want to achieve that.
MC: ...
MC: Shit.
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Barbatos: Two reasons you're not getting a boyfriend.
MC: And what are they?
Barbatos: First, there's me. And secondly, I already put my fence around you.
MC: ...
MC: What fence?
Barbatos: This fence. *puts his arms around them*
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That's so cute ♡
Lucifer: *was exhausted and didn't realize he entered the wrong room*
Satan: ...
Satan: Oi, Lucifer.
Lucifer: *sound asleep*
Satan: Get back to your room. *shakes him a little*
Lucifer: *opens his eyes a little and looks at him* Satan?
Satan: Yes. That's right.
Lucifer: Good timing.
Satan: What do you mean "good timing" —
Lucifer: *pulls him into a hug*
Satan: !!!
Lucifer: *falls back to sleep again*
Satan: Oi! Do you think this is funny?!
Lucifer: *mutters* I'll be discussing this with you tomorrow... For now... Let your father sleep...
Satan: ...
Satan: Are you really that tired?
Lucifer: *no answer*
Satan: ...
Satan: Well... I guess I can ask for a compensation tomorrow.
Lucifer: *unconsciously ruffles his hair*
Satan: ...
Satan: Even when you're asleep, you're still treating me like a kid.
Lucifer: *murmurs* Because you're my one... and only son...
Satan: ...
Satan: *smiles in satisfaction* Yeah.
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Asmo: *sees a cockroach*
Asmo: *SCREAMS*
Cockroach: The STABILITY of that note was phenomenal. Now I don't major in music,but that was surely an A#. Fascinating vibrato. Impeccable technique.
Asmo: *stops screaming* Thank you I've been practicing!
Asmo: *realise cockroach talked*
*SHRILL SCREAMING*
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Solomon: Asmo, that's the 16th outfit you're showing me in 5 minutes.
Solomon: Of course it looks perfect on you!
Solomon: No, you are stunning!
Solomon: Mc has aLREADY FALLEN FOR YOU WHAT ELSE DO YOU WAN- QUIT HITTING ME!!!!!
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Simeon: What should we get Mc for their birthday?
Solomon: I know! We should get them something they care about!
{At Mc's birthday party}
Solomon: We got you a gift.
Luke: *jumps out of a box* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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Satan: *wakes up*
MC: *doing skin care routine on his face*
Satan: MC...?
MC: Morning. *smiles*
Satan: Why do I smell like strawberry?
MC: I put a strawberry-scented mask on you earlier. *massaging his cheeks a little*
Satan: *realizes something* *pouts*
MC: *laughs*
Satan: You're treating me like a baby again.
MC: Because you're my baby.
Satan: Don't. Or I'll give you a baby.
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