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#Cat #cats #kitties #kitty #sleepy cat #Cute #cute animals #Photo #photography #cats of tumblr #beautiful cats #catlover #animals #animal friends #cute pets #my pets

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His stare judges your soul

why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS

#Creature #Gummi #Gummi worm #fav #art #art tag #illustration #drawings #artwork

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LOOK AT IT

#so cute #bats #bat #too cute #so precious #this is adorable #awwwww #awww #Reblog #Photo

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Mood

Franz kafka is... Bestie

#franz kafka #funny #relatable #Picture #Reblog #haha yeah

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My most recent dnd character came to me in a fever. It quite literally hit me like a ton of bricks.

FERAL MAGIC SNAKE LADY

No I won't elaborate.

#dnd5e #dungeons and dragons #ttrpg #dnd stuff #textpost #original character #dnd character #own character #Itcametomeinmysleep #funny

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I need someone to do a remix of doja cats 'woman' but the what after "divine feminine, I'm feminine" but replace doja cats what with the lil Jon what sound effect.

#WHAT #textpost #funny #meme #Shitpost #shitpost #random shit #idk lmao #text post #Text #Post #remix songs #Song #Music #remix #doja cat

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CRABS

CRABS

#time for crab #funny #Tumblr #tumblr #Thecrabsareback #the crabs are back #Crab #CRAB #crabs #CRABS #crustaceans

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NICE

#Nice #followers #funny #textpost #Photo #Picture #69 #Tumblr #tumblr #blog post #Blog #blog

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#so cute #too cute #awwpics #Awww #Cat #Catpics #Cute #Sleep #Sleeping #Sleepy #Toe beans #Love #picture #Pic #photo

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When in the underworld, try to keep note of your nearest river whether it be the Styx, Cocytus, Lethe, Acheron or Phlegethon so you don't get lost.

Near a river of fire? That's Phlegethon, you are in tartarus.

This has been a public service announcement.

#mythology #greek mythology #Rivers #Legends #Funny #Text post #Text #Announcement #Underworld #cthonic #legends #river styx #Greek #Myth

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I relate to monkeys too much because sometimes my own inner monologue is just Ee Ee Ea Aah OoH

#relatable shit #funny #relatable #textpost #meme #Monke #Monkey #inner world #inner thoughts #inner monologue #shitpost

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Dnd character/npc idea:

A lawful good necromancer who started learning necromancy to help with deadly illnesses and undead monsters/constructs /etc and is actually trying to help people/the party but because they're a necromancer everybody mistakes them for the bad guy.

#dnd shenanigans #Dnd #dnd5e #dungeons and dragons #dnd stuff #ttrpg #Dnd character #dnd characters #Character idea #Idea #Text #Textpost

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Do you ever get so bored that you think a revolution is a good idea.

But then remember your an anxious bean who barely leaves their house due to their crippling mental health.

Cause yeah.

#Bored #Me #relatable af #funny #Textpost #Text #Post #Help me #Help

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Going outside and touching grass isn't enough for me, I need to disassemble the patriarchy and become an enemy of fascists everywhere.

Also need to be gay, that's very important.

#Bisexual #Gay #lgbtq #Viva la revolution #My brain itches #The itch is war #Antifa #Down with the patriarchy #Bored #Chaos #Chaoscore #Anarchy #Textpost #Text post

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Me : *hears about beckett* oh no I hope I don't fall.

*finds beckett in the game*

Me : *softly*oh no

#Vtm #Vtmb #vampire the masquerade #Vampire #Vampblr #Beckett #Cuthbert beckett #Crush #Relatable #video game #ttrpg #world of darkness

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La Croix tower : *on fire*

Fledgling : try to tell me what to do now, asshole! HAHAHAHAHAH!

#Vtm #vtmb fledgling #Vtmb #vampire the masquerade #Vampblr #Vampire #vine #Funny #Meme #video game #ttrpg #world of darkness

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Hunter : if you are here, speak to us

Nosferatu in obsfucate : JuSt A cItY bOy, BoRn AnD rAiSeD iN sOuTh DeTrOiT

#Vtm #vampire the masquerade #Vampblr #Nosferatu #ttrpg #Vtmb #Funny #Meme #Vine #Text #Textpost #Shitpost #Vampire