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She’s bombing on IG so I’m posting here
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i am NOT trying to stop people from celebrating girlbulge and other aspects of trans bodies, but, like, theres literally nothing inherently sexual about being able to see the lump of a flaccid penis in pants that fit the way all modern pants are designed to. its so normal. its so fucking normal and they should be allowed to wear jeans in peace. its not sexual when cis dudes dont tuck, so lets stop sexualizing women who are literally just standing there. trans women with the very reasonable "not wanting to risk damaging their testicles by tucking" stance arent open season for unsolicited sexual comments. please get normal about penises
(explicitly clarifying a second time so no one twists my words, if some lady wants sexual attention re: her dick, thats her choice. obviously. but i feel like "talking about a woman's genitals when shes literally just chilling is sexual harassment" should be common fucking sense in 2024)
EDIT: its been brought to my attention that packers on trans guys do get sexualized and ive just never seen it, so ive removed that bit. from the bottom of my heart, my bad
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first time at a taqueria
i... I ordered three tacos and they gave me a pounds worth of sauces and like two entire limes worth of wedges??
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I have been straight up eating the pineapple salsa with the spoon idk if that's rude
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As we tunnel into a burrow, we find that the worm inside of it takes up almost the entirety of the space, and our sub-machine has to shrink even more to stay alongside it
We continue down the tunnel, which seems to go on for ages, far longer than we thought was possible
It doesn't occur to us until we have made it several times the length of the worm down the tunnel that there might not be a way out from the other end
This is a continuation of these posts and is an ongoing choose your own adventure story! (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12)
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gay😔irl
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To anyone who believes fairy tale romances never happen in real life, may I remind you that JRR and Edith Tolkien met and experienced a forbidden love in their youth, and then were separated for five whole years because of his guardian’s rules that he could not date till he was 21, and she got engaged to someone else only because she assumed he’d forgotten her and lost hope that she could ever be with him, but then on his 21st birthday, he wrote her a letter saying he still loved her and wanted to marry her, she responded basically saying ‘if I’d known you hadn’t left me on the shelf, I would never have said yes to anyone else,’ then a week later she greeted him at the train station and then immediately dumped her fiancé, and they got married and she converted to his religion and danced for him in a flowering field far away from the trenches into which he was drafted, which left such an impression that he crafted an entire story about the most beautiful maiden in the world who danced in the woods and made enormous sacrifices to be with the man she loved, and they had four kids and remained faithful to each other and blissfully grew old together and their gravestones are now marked with the names of that same fictional couple that he created, who broke every rule and overcame every possible obstacle to be together and get a happy ending, who only did all that because he based it all on their own real love story.
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I FINALLY picked up listening to the mighty nein again and I missed her so much <3
Please tell me the critical role fandom is still alive and kicking somewhere on here
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LILO AND STITCH (2002) dir. Chris Sanders & Dean Deblois
Hi, you must be the…?             The stupidhead.
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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.
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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
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